2011/12 at Chateau Collapso, with Auntynorm.

[Auntynorm]

G'day Troops.

 

It didn't eat the plants in the vegie patch, I could deal with that, it destroyed them, stomped them into the dirt. Delta, I would kill the thing, but now when I go near it, it fucking hisses at me, like a fucking salt water croc. The bastard squats down and hisses. A long slow hiss, gives me the willies. It is EVIL. And whats more, the bitch hasn't laid an egg since I had to go and catch it, after the great escape. I truly hate the thing, it's reverting back to a dinosaur. I best keep the dog well away from it. I named it after my first missus, did I ever get that right.

 

:guitar:

[yobgodcm]

We need pics of the evil chicken Norm.

[aeshai]

We need pics of the evil chicken Norm.

 

i second that!

[sargentscraps]

:applause: fck every time I read your posts I piss myself laughing,

and yes for pictures

Edited November 5, 2011 by sargentscraps

[STONEDAJ69]

Leave the dog an the chook in the same room for 5 minutes. You know whoever walks out is truly king of the veggie patch.

[everest]

ha ha .. pics of the corpse norm ..

 

ev

[Auntynorm]

G'day Troops.

 

Right, here it is. Notice how the bastard is leering over it's shoulder, 2 seconds after I took this it turned and started hissing, so me and the dog were gone. The dog knows a bad deal when she sees it. You guys should be here.

 

Cheryl, the bastard, chook!!!

Edited November 6, 2011 by Auntynorm

[yobgodcm]

Nasty looking for sure, think you're right Norm, she's EVIL.

 

Or mebbe she just needs meds, see if you can't mellow her out

[aeshai]

oooooh she does look like a nasty bitch. see those slitted eyes. she's out to get you!

[olddave]

Aunty, You and I both have wharfies back ground and or family history. Who are we kidding. that chicken would have run the under world! Edited November 6, 2011 by olddave