Governments bid to ban bongs

[bufo marinus]

The commonwealth and states are to consider banning equipment used to smoke cannabis, including bongs, says a federal government source.

 

The plan was discussed at a ministerial council on drugs strategy meeting today in Adelaide, and is expected to be revealed at a press conference.

This is what we pay these useless fucks to sit around between piss-ups to do

This bullshit has gotta stop

[Rose Gardener]

Absolute Lunacy!

 

We should sack a good deal of the politicians if you ask me!

 

Effin dim witted aholes!

 

They really have no idea at all do they?

 

It boggles the mind at just how stupid the lot of them can be! *shakes head*

 

What next? Banning of rolling papers? PUHLEASE!

 

~M.

[Vicious]

BREAKING NEWS

 

Government, in a bid to end the fierce war on marijuana, plan to ban plastic bottles and garden hoses!

 

I love the fact the money cut from my pay and every other hard working citizens pay to go to these idiots is being spent so well.

[Stoney]

ban bongs whats a fuckin stupid idea

 

i say stuff them i wanted to get a hookie anyway

 

cheerz :Dj:

[wildflower]

if the shops are smart, they sell just sell VASES n such and other little pretty ornaments (cones n stems or just tobacco pipes.)

And you assemble at home

 

then again a bong is just slang for a water pipe..what are they going to ban those too?

There goes "Abdul Water Pipe Bazaar" Import Co.

"oh look global warming!" - "ban the bong!"

"oh look disease!" - "ban the bong!"

"oh look a drought!" - "ban the bong!"

"oh look terrorism!" - "oh no..terrorist..oh..wait..where?..hangon i've almost finished...must...ban....the....bong"

"oh look a fucking meteor! we are all going to die! we must do something!" - "screw the meteor! wait until we've BANNED THE FUCKING BON....*SPLAT*"

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