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Joke of the Day #3

Things to know about Chuck Norris     When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.   Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.   Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order ar

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Joke of the Day #2

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a knock on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.

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Joke of the Day #1

Men vs Women: The ATM machine (although I'm yet to see a drive thru atm?? )   MAN: 1. Pull up to machine 2. Wind window down 3. Insert ATM card, enter PIN 4. Retrieve cash 5. Drive away   WOMAN: 1. Pull up to machine 2. Open door (too far away from machine) 3. Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card 4. Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair 5. Insert Card 6. Remove card 7. Insert card the correct way up 8. Search for piece of paper with PIN on it 9. Enter PIN 10. Enter

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