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Joke of the Day #3


Pebbz

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Things to know about Chuck Norris

 

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris

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