Alexander

[raverspec]

Went and saw this movie with a mate last night. 8:45 session. The only saving grace of the entire movie was the promise of seeing Angelina Jolie topless. 4 hour later and it just didn't happen. Got out at 11:55 wanting to kill Oliver Stone.

 

Fcuk that.

[wrabbit]

the movie is so fucking gay. Like, im not homophobe or anything like that, but when literally half the movie is dudes touching each other, gazing into each others' eyes, outright tongue-kissing, or being naked in bed together it goes a little far...

 

Half of the plot is Alexander and how he's unfaithful to his first partner or some shit and goes and fucks some other person...both men of course.

 

I wouldnt even have minded if the action scenes were worth it, but there wasnt enough action and I'm positive you get a shot of the main character's dirty ballsack when he jumps into bed with that other dude