big fish

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Hi gys,

just saw the new Tim Burton film Big Fish.

It was quite good, the usual surreal Burton stuff, but the really funny thing was the giant. I don't know if any of you know the English rugby union captain Martin johnson, but the ugly giant in the movie is a dead fucking ringer for him!

Anyway, the film's worth checking out.

[lorelei]

I'm hanging out to get paid so I can go see that. I love Tim Burton films and I think it just looks awesome!! Tim Burton is such a modern day fairy tale man. It makes a nice change from things that are semi believable or Tom Cruise. Christ I hate Tom Cruise the big ol' tossrag.

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We call hate tom now he dumped OUR Nicole!!!

It;s a longish film ( 2hrs 20 ) so take plenty of water and snacks!

He's a great storyteller.

[pipeman]

Yeah I hate Tom Cruise as well. Not cause he dumped Nicole, who gives a shit about that. Nicole is an airhead anyway. I hate him cause he's a conceited dumbass hollywood shithead.

[Bag O'Turnips]

Yeah, I agree...Tom Cruise is a prime twat.

 

'"Tom and Nicole" he'd often say, in his own familiar nice-bloke way

Hey Ray, get your hand off it!'

TISM "Been Caught Wankin'"

 

Nah, while I'm at it, I gotta say I cannot handle Uncle Ray Martin either...he's the embodiement of all that is evil and trite about the apathy and chequebook media hype he pushes...ugh, Kerry Packer's niceman diplomat.

 

Just gettin' out of my system. Anyone here like TISM?

 

P.S. Sorry 'bout spinnin' off onto a tangent...'tis the bane of us wasteoids

Edited February 10, 2004 by Bag O'Turnips

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Ray is the devil, and the only man who can stop him is John Saffran.

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[deejayvee]

Just gettin' out of my system. Anyone here like TISM?

I've got the cure for all known disease

I know how to make money grow on trees

I know how to stop terrorism

I know one of the guys in TISM

 

 

TISM Rock!!!

[Guest Buddha]

I think TISM are a fuckin wicked band, and Tom Cruise is a dick. Nicole Kidman is just a weirdo, I reckon.

[Bag O'Turnips]

Yeah, I reckon John Saffran's damn funny Did any of yer see his show on SBS, Music Jamboree? That was not only a laugh, but chock-full of useful bits of useless informaton on the music industry (now, there's a joke for you ) And each show capped off with an Aussie band performing one of their numbers...with world instruments from a particular country. TISM appeared playing bouzoukias (Greek mandolin-like stringed instruments) and played "(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River" (y'know the one: "I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix" ) and hamming it up in their own inimitable fashion, complete with broken plates at the end! Beautiful!

 

Take the music from the industry,

      You're left with grasping bankers;

      Take the "industry" out of music,

      You're left with childish wankers

 

TISM, "Jesus Pots The White Ball"

[italian_gardener]

Dam Lorelei is hot!!!!

 

Looking good SWeetie, che bella!!!!!!

 

 

Ciao