Betty Crocker Assulted me

[Gaytimegrower]

Hi guys, a little wrecked at the moment but I thought I would pass this on to other adventurous readers.

 

Some time ago I was told that I had a "hermie" and to get rid of it. Because "old hermie" was outside, away from tempting damsels, I decided to keep it as it was one hell of a healthy looking stud.

 

Anyway, time has gone by and "hermie" is really bushy with 5 main stems about 16-18" long that are covered with bloom and seed. The seeds are still green but filling the pods.

 

This is what I have done:

 

I cut off 3 of the branches, ok, only 2 are shown in the pic. After weighing, I decided that another leg of "hermie" wouldnrt go astray.

[FUCKOFFWANKERS]

ummm soooo......damn im confused by that

[Gaytimegrower]

Sorry, had a message saying that my post couldnt be put up cos I mentioned "Betty Crocker". Strange how some channel mod's can mention the name but I cant. Hooooo gives a shit?

 

Grag all this leaf and head etc that is absolutely shit and put into about 4 litres of boiling water. Simmer 10 minutes and then strain off the water. Reapet this again. I read this on here and it does work as far as getting the green taste out of the butter. Thanks guys

 

After that, I chucked the greens into the pot and added about 2 litres of water. When this came to a boil, I used my kitchen wand thinggy and slurried it.. Then added 500 grams butter and simmered for 5 hours.

 

Here is the end result. The cookie recipe follows

[SweetJane]

ahhh, a recipe, it's all starting to make sense now Edited January 10, 2004 by SweetJane

[FUCKOFFWANKERS]

ahhh yes it does make sense now and that butter looks so good i could eat it like that ...........

 

damn im hungry.

[Gaytimegrower]

Grab a packet of cookie mix, I used double choc chip, I think. BC anyway. Followed the recipe but used 80 melted canna butter instead of the oil. Also added 1/2 cup coconut to the dry ingredients. End result was great. No green taste just a brilliant head stone, not headstone.

 

Here's what they came out like.

[Gaytimegrower]

CANNA BUTTER

 

When the slurry is ready, strain it through 2-3 chux supawipes into a bowl, be careful, it is fng hot.

Flush a jug full of boiling water over the greens to get all the butter you can and squeeze it out really well. Repeat this again.

Set the liquid aside to cool and the put into the fridge overnight to set.

[Brash]

You cookies, compared to Mrs Crocker's packet cover, are a little misshapened or could I use the word - bent.

 

Love your work, I am salivating as I type.

[Guest pilk]

mmmmmmm cooookkkkiiiiieeeesssss....mmmmmm marijuana.....mmmmmm betty

[SweetJane]

Haha, they must have been good...you didn't finish your post till the next day