Worst Ever Movies?

[Bag O'Turnips]

I agree with Luke in that anything with Sylvester Stallone is shite, as when I was wrackin' me brains as to which film was the most crapulent piece of shite, all of them had him in it

 

I also think Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Scwarzenegger is rather lamearsed, too...then again, even though The Oak (what the rapt bodybuilders call what we better know as Arnie) may be a musclebound hulk, his films really are soft targets: T3 is a case in point! The lamest Aussie film I ever had to sit through is an obscure straight-to-video from the mid-90s, All The Way which is basically about someone who needs to raise funds fast and decides that to make a porno, with help from his mates, is the best way...man, why didn't he just get his hands on some dope and sell the stuff?!?! Not like Sydney is the San Fernando Valley anyway! It was so pissweak, the biggest name on it was Ian Turpie, singing the title song. FFZZZZZT Rating: That is one of many reasons why Australians still suffer from the Cultural Cringe...

 

P.S. Oh, any anything with Tom and/or Nicole in it...except Moulin Rouge, which is hell trippy when you're ripped. Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut would've been far more convincing had it had other actors in lieu of them—instead, we got to watch a torturous paraphrase for their own fucked-up relationship :angry:

[pipeman]

nah I disagree sly can pump out some good films. Tango & Cash was pretty good. And Rambo, who honest'y didn't like the Rambo movies? And Rocky was gold. Don't deny it. That scene where Rocky was lying in bed with Adrian the night before the fight crying and saying how he just wanted to "go the distance" is one of the createst scenes in cinematic history.