"BLAME CANNABIS"

[Medcanpoet]

JULIA:

Times have changed

Our Country's getting worse.

Our helicopter parenting

Is not a blessing, it's a curse.

 

JILLIAN:

Should we blame abusive Governing,

 

NICOLA:

Or blame abuse in society?

 

TONY, IAN, PATRICK, etc:

Or should we blame the abuse that's on TV?

 

JULIA:

No, BLAME CANNABIS!

 

EVERYONE:

BLAME CANNABIS!

 

JULIA:

With all our statements full of lies,

While we ignore the sufferer's cries.

 

EVERYONE:

BLAME CANNABIS!

BLAME CANNABIS!

 

JULIA:

We need to form a No Tolerance assault.

 

EVERYONE:

Hell yeah, It's Cannabis' fault.

 

JILLIAN:

Don't blame our abusive drug policies

For their miserable failure.

Instead, let's blame a natural herb

For being the downfall of Australia.

 

NICOLA

We once had a good thing going,

A magnificent Department of Wealth.

But now people are waking up and asking

For a Department of Health!

 

JULIA:

Well, BLAME CANNABIS!

 

EVERYONE

BLAME CANNABIS!

 

JULIA:

It seems that everything's gone wrong,

Since cannabis came along

 

EVERYONE:

BLAME CANNABIS!

BLAME CANNABIS!

 

ANDREW:

They're not even a real culture, anyway!

 

MS.BRESSINGTON:

There seems to be a problem

With a lot of sons and daughters

Suffering from a myriad of

Mental Health Disorders.

 

EVDERYONE

Should we blame child abuse?

Should we blame domestic violence?

Or the constant bullying

About which others kept their silence?

 

JULIA

Hell, No!

 

EVERYONE

BLAME CANNABIS!

BLAME CANNABIS!

 

JULIA:

With their hippy hullabaloo.

 

NICOLA:

And that green bitch, Mary Jane, too.

 

EVERYONE:

BLAME CANNABIS!

SHAME ON CANNABIS!

 

For.....the crop we must stop.

The stash we must bash.

Suppressing laughter and fun

With a badge and a gun,

We must unjustly blame cannabis

And cause a massive fuss.

Before people finally wake up

And start blaming US!

.....and we can't have that.

 

copyright: Dave - Medcanpoet 27th June, 2011

 

You can find the original on YouTube 'Blame Canada' sung by the parents of South Park, if you don't know the tune.

 

http://www.australian-medical-cannabis-network.webs.com

Edited June 27, 2011 by Medcanpoet

[STONEDAJ69]

Um stealing from South Park the movie much?

 

 

BLAME CANADA...

Let's face it...

They Gave Us Bieber, Bryan Adams and Celine Dion...

BLAME CANADA

[smashed1]

blame the cops ,

[Tsigle]

Mmmmm that's good satire.

 

A good poem.