The Proclamation

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“THE PROCLAMATION†(of cannabis Prohibitionists). Cannabis parody of ‘I’m on my way†from Shrek, by The Proclaimers.

 

I’m on my way, to help commit genocide today.

 

uh-huh. uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

 

I’m on my way, to force misery, suffering and decay.

 

uh-huh. uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

 

I’m on my way to eradicate your culture,

 

And feed on you just like a ravenous vulture,

 

‘Cause everything that you believe, is wrong to me,

 

And I’m allowed to commit genocide legally.

 

I took your rights - I took your rights and freedoms yesterday.

 

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.

 

I took a light - and burned your cannabis crops yesterday.

 

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.

 

I push a load of toxic drugs in your town,

 

While your culture, I constantly help to burn down.

 

I stalk the streets to hunt down those I’m looking for.

 

I climb your stairs and help kick in your front door.

 

And now that I have silenced freedom’s ring —- oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

 

Well, all my drug lords sing - “We’re sitting on top of the Worldâ€.

 

I’m on my way, to help commit genocide today.

 

uh-huh. uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

 

I’m on my way, to force misery, suffering and decay.

 

uh-huh. uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

 

I’m on my way to eradicate your culture,

 

And feed on you just like a ravenous vulture,

 

‘Cause everything that you believe, is wrong to me,

 

And I’m allowed to commit genocide legally.

 

 

I’m on my way —- I’m on my way —— I’m on my way —-

Next stop, your house!

 

 

COPYRIGHT: Dave - aka Medcanpoet Oct. 2010

 

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Edited April 13, 2011 by Medcanpoet