Help me pass a piss test for Medical Reasons

[MadamePandora]

Hi again ppls - for those who remember me....

 

Life's been all over the place lately and I haven't been here for a while but I do now need some expert advice from my OzStoner friends.

 

I need to see a psychiatrist soon to get a diagnosis of Attention Deficit Disorder as an adult. To get the meds I probably need to make me kinda sorta normal for a change - I need to pass a piss test and not be currently using marijuana.

 

That's a requirement to commence this treatment. And I may have to repeat the test each year to stay on meds.

 

Now the embarrassing but maybe necessary bit - I am 163 cm tall and 90 kg ... if it is stored in fat cells and comes out in urine I am fucked.

 

I would like to know from others who had to pass a medical piss test - either HOW long do I have to stop smoking for to pass OR are there any masking agents easily-ish available that DO work for sure.

 

Please help me... I can't sleep or stop my brain without the dope ... but I also need help in daytime from ADD meds and want to qualify for them if I can ....

[Dallas]

I forgot to add when you "flush" make sure you have a pee before your test so you empty out your bladder and then continue to "flush"

 

Good luck with it all.

 

Dallas.

[MadamePandora]

Cool thanks a heap Dallas

 

 

can I just remind other posters that it's a MEDICAL test i need to pass

 

not a work test i just need to screw up

[phreakah]

MP - I have passed a piss test using B-Clear, available from local hydro stores.

Comes with a page of instructions, says to not smoke for 5 days tho. Better than 4 weeks though.

I was still smoking J's of leaf up until 2 days before though