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Bong Water Is Now A Crime

 

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The Minnesota Supreme Court, in a 4-3 decision, has now ruled that Bong Water (water which had been used in a water pipe) was a “mixture” of “25 grams or more” supporting a criminal conviction for Controlled Substance crime in the first degree. The crime is the most serious felony drug crime in Minnesota, with a maximum penalty of 30 years in prison for a first offense. The case is Minnesota v Peck, A08-579, Minnesota Supreme Court, October 22, 2009.

 

The majority opinion takes a literal view, arguing in essence that any amount of a substance dissolved in water makes that water a “mixture” containing that substance. Perhaps. But, since Minnesota’s criminal prohibition laws are organized to make greater quantities of drug possession a more serious crime than smaller quantities, such a simple-minded view defeats the purpose of the quantity-based severity levels.

 

If a person possessed one-tenth of a gram of metha*mphetamine, they could be charged with a Controlled Substance Fifth Degree crime, with a five-year maximum. But - dissolve the one-tenth of a gram in 26 grams of water, on purpose or by accident, and now under this new decision from the Minnesota Supreme Court, that can be prosecuted as Controlled Substance First Degree – with a 30 year prison term. Just add water for five times the sentence!

 

In the case of marijuana, a non-criminal amount under 42.5 grams smoked through a bong could give the police and government lawyers the legal right to charge a felony drug crime with possible prison time – not for the marijuana, but for the bong water! Is the law a bad joke?

 

This defeats the legislative purpose of treating larger quantities more harshly. Worse – it makes no sense. It is absurd.

 

What is a bong? It is a water pipe. A water pipe, such as a bong, can be used to smoke tobacco, marijuana, m*thamphetamine (as in the Peck case), or anything that can be smoked. Smokers view the water which has been used to filter and cool the smoke as something disgusting, not unlike a used cigarette filter, to be discarded – sooner or later. The used water is not commonly used for any other purpose. Apparently a naive or misguided police officer testified otherwise in the Peck case, and – amazingly -the four in the majority of the court appears to have given that testimony credit.

 

In general courts have made efforts to prevent police and government lawyers from having the ability to manipulate the facts or evidence in such a way as to either create criminal liability for targeted people, or, to increase the penalty the target might suffer. Here is an instance to the contrary.

 

If the government wants to charge a more serious drug crime – what to do? Just add water! (Water is heavy – heavier than drugs. Drug crimes are based on weight. Water is not currently defined by law as an illegal drug.)

 

We are all aware by now of the frequent news reports about the drugs in the rivers and most of our municipal water supplies (not concentrated enough to hurt us, we are reassured). Type “in water supply” into your favorite internet search engine and you can read thousands of reports of scientific studies documenting this. As a result, if you have water sourced from a river, like we do in Minneapolis, then you could now be charged with a Minnesota Controlled Substance First Degree Crime (toilets tanks hold way more than 25 grams of water with illegal drugs dissolved).

 

What can be done about this particular absurd injustice?

1. Ask the legislature to repeal the criminal prohibition laws.

2. Remember this case at election time. Vote! You can vote for or against Minnesota Supreme Court candidates, including incumbents. The four Justices who voted for the bad, majority decision were: Justice G. Barry Anderson, Chief Justice Eric J. Magnuson, Justice Lorie Skjerven Gildea, and Justice Christopher J. Dietzen (four out of seven on the court).

3. Jury Nullification, or the rule of jury lenity. Jurors have legal rights to acquit, despite the facts, despite the judges instructions on the law. Just do it!

3. Remove all water sourced from rivers from your home and office, including toilets, in the meantime.

 

At least the dissenting opinion, by Justice Paul H. Anderson, joined by Justice Alan C. Page, and Justice Helen M. Meyer, exhibits common sense. It’s a good read (link at the beginning of this article). It is shocking that four in the majority could have possibly disagreed with the dissenters.

 

It’s time to change the laws. This absurdity makes it all too clear.

 

 

 

Source: Minneapolis Criminal Law News

Author: Thomas Gallagher

Contact: Minneapolis Criminal Law News

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Website:Minnesota Court Waters Down Legal Definition of Illegal Drugs: Toilet Water Now Criminal to Possess Minneapolis Criminal Law News

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[Innocent criminal]

wow, thats some twisted shit....

[Crunchy]

farrrk... how far are they willing to go...

[Rocker]

Only in the land of the free!

Talk about extremes.

[Fibrofeend]

yepp this is Twilight zone kinda stuff.... cannabis doesn't dissolve in water anyways, dead shits

[FalseID]

That's two more steps back for personal rights.

[pisspotgrower]

who cares, if anyone here gets busted it aint gona be the water thats the worry, sux yer, but pfft we see this every day

[Crunchy]

i hope the australian conservatives dont get wind of this and try something similar...

[bufo marinus]

i hope the australian conservatives dont get wind of this and try something similar...

 

 

It isn't that far from reality in Qld, have a read of the 1986 Drug Misuse Act, possessing knowledge on how to grow a plant is a crime, and gone is the 'innocent until proven guilty' bit, instead you have to prove your not guilty. Truly a fucked piece of legislation and an enduring testimony to the criminals that used to run the Qld government, Joh Bjeilke-Petersen, Don Lane, Russ Hinze, Bill Gunn, these are the fucking Nazi's that set the stage for the harshest drug laws Oz ever saw. The Labor government changed things in 88 but with the political climate the incumbent Labor politicians lived through, Cannabis should have been re-legalised, along with street marches and the right to assemble Don't think any politician, anytime soon will 'do the right thing' they're all a bunch of snivelling parasites

The court is where this fight will be won. Those fuckers need to be shown as the backwards, red-neck criminals they were, and the laws they framed were wrong and based on bigotry and political leverage.

 

[harshmano3]

STICK IT TO THEM!!!