Woody Harrelson Swaps Ganja For Yoga

[dsyfer]

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=11130

 

Woody Harrelson Swaps Ganja For Yoga

What was he thinking?...

 

Woody Harrelson is fed up being high as a kite and so had swapped his ganja for yoga instead…this sounds like a brilliant reality TV show!!!

 

But it’s actually true!!! Woody has had enough of his student lifestyle and believes the high yoga gives him is loads better then any super strength skunk on the streets.

 

He says: "Yoga and smoking a joint are very similar things. One, you take the elevator to the top floor, and the other you climb up the mountain. But the one gives you ultimately a deficit, whereas the yoga continually pays dividends.

 

"I do think it helps me. You can look in my eyes and probably see there's some kind of agitation in there."

 

what a wanker HAHA

[ffc99]

This proves, conclusively, that smoking MJ makes you go mad.

[GreenzMaster]

If yoga gets you that high then why is it not illegal to drive under the influence of yoga?

[dsyfer]

Newsonline.com

 

Dec 7 2005, 2.46pm

 

Police today raided a house in inner Adelaide seizing 85 yoga mats, a middle aged bald male was also arrested, the bust comes after a nation wide police blitz code named "operation enlightenment", Senior Sergeant Noideer, said this is a big breakthrough in the underground yoga scene. Police also busted 4 pilates parties in nearby suburbs.

[Doob]

:: @ dsyfer

[HighRising]

Newsonline.com

 

Dec 7 2005, 2.46pm

 

Police today raided a house in inner Adelaide seizing 85 yoga mats, a middle aged bald male was also arrested, the bust comes after a nation wide police blitz code named "operation enlightenment", Senior Sergeant Noideer, said this is a big breakthrough in the underground yoga scene. Police also busted 4 pilates parties in nearby suburbs.

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lmao

gold

[raverspec]

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[bongonaussie]

Now thats fuk'n funny..Dsy.. ::

[Frazz]

:: :: Classic Dsy ! ::

 

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[wildflower]

ha

damn if i get raided i be doing double time them.