A singels ad in New Zealand

[Ozzy420]

Source: The Otago Daily Times in Dunedin, New Zealand

 

 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE . . . . . .

seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute,

hunting, camping and Duck shooting, cosy nights

lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating

out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

 

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,

wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call (03) 475-6420 and ask for Daisy.

 

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the

Otago branch of the SPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador

retriever

 

 

Hope yas get a laught like i did...

[bongonaussie]

Hey good one Oz.. :thumbsup

 

The men were chasing pussy and ended up with dog.

[Guest jjfto]

i thought the kiwis were only into sheep. now the dogs two? wtf

[WantDaChronic]

thats some funny shit ::

 

girls go nuts over puppies, i'd be suprised if one of those 15000 men didnt adopt the dog just to use it to pickup chicks