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Source: The Australian Bureau of Statistics:- A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket. 3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue. 142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts. 58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate. Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last y…
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Idiot Breaks Into Glue Factory To Get High - And Winds Up Stuck To Floor! Linkage This is pretty funny stuff ::
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Man cuts his own ball off! 1 2
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hops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife Mon Dec 22, 9:59 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday. Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily. "He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife," said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. "If we get evidence that he tried to take his life, then we may charge him because it is a c…
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South Park encouraging Conservatism 1 2
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Print This Article Email This Article Young and swinging to the Right By Andrew Sullivan December 23, 2003 WHEN, one wonders, did conservatism in America become hip? In the US the new millennium seems to have entrenched a growing trend among the younger generations that, if not culturally conservative, is anti-liberal. Go to a college campus and you will find the young Republicans gaining in strength. You'll find plenty of sullen and not-so-sullen disdain for 1960s-style professors. You will notice that the internet, as well as providing the groundswell for the Howard Dean campaign, is just as popular among more Right-leaning undergraduates. But you'll notice s…
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Wierd News
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He must have used the wrong HERB :: Man dies after anti-bullet charm fails From correspondents in Lagos December 18, 2003 A TRADITIONAL doctor in central Nigeria has been shot dead by a patient who was testing the potency of an anti-bullet charm the herbalist had prepared for him, police have said. Ashi Terfa died when patient Umaa Akor fired a gun at his head two weeks ago in south-central Benue state, police spokesman Bode Fakeye said. "Akor went for an insurance against bullets and contacted Terfa to prepare it for him," he said. "To confirm its efficacy, the herbalist tied the charm around his neck and insisted that Akor should fire a gun at him. The ex…
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Wino worm
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I'm a great source of useless imformation :: Wino worms show booze tolerance By Kylie Walker 16dec03 MUTANT worms may hold the key to why some drinkers can booze all night without a slur or stumble – yet others disgrace themselves after just a few. Hundreds of worms got wasted when US researchers set out to find out why people behave differently when they get drunk. Most of the inebriated worms wiggled less, moved more slowly and laid fewer eggs before falling into "a state of profound sedation". However, the University of California team found some of them remained sober, even after soaking up the equivalent of the human drink-driving blood alcohol limit. …
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Saddam Hussein captured in his home town in Iraq. Http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/common/...%5E1702,00.html
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Just saw this.... made me laugh SYDNEY (Reuters) - An absent-minded bank robber dressed as Santa Claus will spend Christmas in an Australian jail after he forgot about his trousers. Gregory Harland-White, 40, planned to rob a bank in a small town on Australia`s island state Tasmania dressed as Santa Claus, dump the suit in a horse trailer and get away on a bicycle, The Mercury newspaper in Tasmania reported on Wednesday. Harland-White bought his Santa suit from a chicken feed shop near the bank and armed himself with two pieces of pipe taped together to look like a gun. After robbing the bank of A$13,451 (5,700 pounds), Harland-White ran into a nearby horse tra…
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i like bongs
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Front-yard frolics upset neighbours 1 2
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THE sight of two people “having sex’’ in the front yard got police involved in a neighbourhood dispute in Crows Nest. Three neighbours, including an elderly woman reduced to tears, called police upset at the behaviour of the pair, who were barely clothed and appeared to be having intercourse, Toowoomba Magistrates Court heard yesterday. The two — a 19-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man — were fined $600 and $85, respectively, on charges including indecent behaviour and obstructing police. The court heard that neighbours had complained on previous occasions about loud parties and music, bad language and abuse they had received from the pair. But the risque episode on Oct…
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humor
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Pot Humor Tons of funny pot pics, polls
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It might be worth keeping an eye on parliment, maybe the question time, I'm not sure. It'll likely be plastered all over the news if it goes off. The Greens, and several other disgruntled honorable members are looking as though they're going to go ahead with their protest of standing and turning their backs while President Bush adresses the Australian Parliment at the request of Jackboot Johnny. Or as I've heard him affectionatly refered to here as "Mr. Sheen". I thought when I first heard of the Labor party's plan, and a few independants, and the greens; to turn their backs on the Shrub, it would peter out to nothing. But I saw an interview with Bob Green last night…
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Sheep Sranded @ see 1 2
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I jsut herd a snippet of news about some sheep stuck out at see an noone is claiming them or wants them , so Mr howard wants them to aussie , under strick quirentean... anyone herd anythin more then that in soild form? man woudnt we all be fucked if that some crazzy barsted has put somethin into the sheep an when they get here Fuck up all our meat or even spread a virus , Freaky shit for a early Thursday morn hehe
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