HELP, have a house inspection coming and plant is not ready for harves

[reginald blumenfield]

Your in Melb, so if your real estate agent works at Barry Plant Epping, Im gonna guess they won't mind and might hit you up for commission....  

[MrsRabbitX]

Id probably get some other plants to cover it, and then add a shit load of Blood & Bone to the garden beds, stinks like anything and you dont want to be around in the backyard very long as the smell is gross. Our neighbours did it and my kids refused to go to the backyard and my littlest threw up the smell was so bad.

[billygoat]

carnage you fucking special c*nt, what absurd advice. Suck a fat cock . Nearly as absurd as covering it by placing larger potted plants around it ! You might have to pull her out....... better to be safe than .... in court over 1 pissy plant.

 

peace,

 

while i agree that carnage's advice is ridiculous, not sure how sucking a fat cock would help? But whatever floats your boat PT..

[old toke]

Hold your Wad dude! don't panic, most people aren't looking for plants in backyards or even know what they look like, 3 weeks might be ready, if not and you get a query from agent do a George Pell and feign compete ignorance of the plants existence, just stare  em down.

[patata]

Of course I am going to wait to see where we are in the last couple of days before I do anything drastic. I just posted to see if there was something I could do from now.

We are going to make the backyard look perfect and house and try not give him too much of a reason to go too far outside. I honestly think the agent wont even bother checking much outside, but I want to be sure.

 

Ill see where we are at a few days before and if need be maybe wrap up the plant with a net for the day to keep nice and tidy and then cover it with some big potted plants or cut a tree in the backyard and move it in front.

[Sir PsychoHashy]

Camo is easy, smell will be your biggest problem.  We've never had the agents do anymore than have a squiz at the backyard from the back verandah to make sure it hasn't been trashed, so it's unlikely yours will do any different unless they notice something they should be concerned about, it's no guarantee though, just imaging for example they are a gardening freak and spot a plant they haven't seen before that they like the look of. 

 

Make a smell plan to be on the safe side.

[Stix87]

I'm always having to hide my plants when rent inspection comes hide mine the other week in my shed and locked it up no dramas at all most plants 6 ft with ease.

[jords]

if you have dogs tell them they might get cranky if someone goes out there..if not get a dog off a mate..it works everytime for me..they poke there heads out the back door and thats it...all depends on the person doing the inspection though...good luck with it...

[mungass]

Fuckin hell have not laughed so much since grandma died , enjoy your cock carnage ha ha ha , dude go to bunnings get a shed and just put it over it .or get a second hand one on ebay if your not flush. Cheers

[Carnage]

you guys can go and get scared about growing medicine in melbourne all you want

 

yea it is legal for medicinal ,

 

if you say it isnt , you're a wierdo or something.

 

so..... not my problem

 

 

 

 

listen to these doosh-bags if you want to not have your own buds