My favourite *sToNeR* movies.....

[BlackBeauty]

All time best movie to toke to would have to be "Hercules Returns" starring David Argue, Bruce Spence and Mary Coustas. For those of you who haven't seen it here is how the spiel goes.....

"Three film entrepreneurs open an old cinema with a classic B grade film, "Hercules". On opening night they discover the film isn't just crappy- it's in Italian with no subtitiles! Facing the worst flop in cinematic history, they do the only thing possible:dub the voices and the sound effects themselves. There in the projection booth, life in Ancient Greece is transformed into a new, hip and happening place called Climidia. Hercules is a pumped up cabaret singer with a tighter tunic than Tom Jones; Labia is the town chariot looking for a roll on the marble, Testiculi is the biggest thing on two ----, Machismo likes to enter the Coliesum up the back passage and Samson looks like a condom full of walnuts!"

Very very funny.....go out and get it.

"Cleopatra and the Casino of Gold" is a bit of a hoot as well for those that love their vintage blaxploitation films.

None of these films have  references to MJ, but if you pay her a visit before viewing you will not be disappointed!

i loved that movie! saw it for the first time a few years ago and was in a very serious mood but saw it on video a few months after while absolutely stoned....what a larf these guys are. i really should get a hold of it and watch it again

[Guest bacchus]

Hey Black Beauty...another woman with excellent taste!

I managed to pick up my copy at HMV for $8....I've even seen it floating around places like K Mart blah blah blah... basically all those places that have too strong fluros that make my head hurt! Excellent vid to have in the collection

[BlackBeauty]

fantastic - thanks. what a bargain - will have to keep my eye out for a copy next time....!

 

oh yeah - i call that mcdonalds lighting

 

mcdonald's lighting to stoners is like kryptonite to superman....

[Guest bacchus]

black beauty...so true, so damn true!

[oldhippie]

I 'll throw in "Dazed and Confussed" and "Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke " Two funny movies that I can really relate to

 

As far as "Horror" I was ripped the first time I viewed "The Howeling" scared the shit out of me

[tofukedtocare]

ok boys and girls,

how can u miss the all time best movies ever?!

 

EMPIRE RECORDS

DAZED AND CONFUSED

FRIDAY

NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY

HOW HIGH

HOMEGROWN

 

not to mention,

CARE BEARS

RETURN TO OZ

fukin trippy, and fukin hilarious

oh, and the SMURFS HOLIDAY SPECIAL

 

but DAZED AND CONFUSED is the best goddamn fukin movie in the history of the world!

 

tchuss

[Guest Urbanhog]

seriously....I will always love these old classics, "Wizard of the Oz" and "Charlie at the Chocloate Factory" :: Had good childhood memories when I was a kid. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/Bizkit/sweat.gif http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/guus/idee.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/geno/jump.gif

[chloblo]

ok, so its old skool, but i luv old skool. watch dazed and confused, the stoner guy is a fuckin champ eh. u laff ur arse off

theres also this jimmy hendrix movie out thats like about his life n shit thats pretty cool. cant remeber wot its called tho.

[charbono]

YELLOW SUBMARINE.... trippiest movie ever!!!

[AnouncA]

Yeah man, i got some fav movies to chill out and laugh at...

Half Baked (funny)

How High (funny)

The New Guy (funny)

The Ring (trippy n SCARY)

They (Twisted n Scary)

thats all i can think about...

 

Have yous ever noticed that its also SOO hard to type Stoned....