weird e-mail

[wall]

just got this today

3, Awolowo Way,Ikeja, Lagos.

Security FAX:

Security TEL

 

Attention: The President/CEO

 

From:ENG PEACE BETULE

 

         

"Quest to Invest in Real Estate Properties/Imports

I am ENG PEACE BETULE ,former special adviser on Crude Petroleum matters to the late Head of State of Government of Nigeria Gen. Sani Abacha. Because of my strategic position in the former Government and also being a close confidant of the late Head of State, I was able to  acquire personally the sum of (US$22.5M)(Twenty-Two million five  hundred thousand U.S dollars only) presently lodged in the three different Nigerian Bank. I made this money largely Through "CONSULTANCY FEE" and Good Faith Fees" paid by

foreign Oil company's prior to Allocation of Deep Water Oil Blocs and other Lifting/prospecting Right (Nigeria is the 6th largest Producer/Exporter of Crude Petroleum in the World.

As you are probably aware Nigeria is prone to Military

coups and the resultant Political/Economic Instability has fueled hyper Inflation, amongst other problems. I have therefore resolved to invest my money abroad, preferable in Real Estate Properties and Importation of Goods from your country for safety and optimum returns on,Investment.However, straight transfer of this money into a bank abroad will present two major problems one, the tax incidence will be too high, as much as 60% of this money will go up in Taxes,

Levies, Penalties etc. as a result of Government deliberate restrictions on flight of capital Abroad.

The solution is to Courier this money cash abroad,

through Courier Service Company here in Nigeria in conjuction with an embassy here in Nigeria, the money will be packed in a "Diplomatic Bag/Carton" tagged Diplomatic lauggage which will be address to you. This system is secret and the money is therefore Untraceable. It is system used by most top Government officials to remove their fortunes to safety abroad.

 

I have therefore concluded every arrangements with a Courier Company in Nigeria to Courier this money abroad using the courtesy and safety of Diplomatic Bag. All I now need is an honest partner who can receive the money on my behalf and help me to invest

as aforementioned.

 

There is absolutely no risk involved in this  transaction as the money will be delivered to you in United States Dollars Bills.

If you are interested in assisting me, please send to

me by email immediately your preferred contact address where this money will be delivered to you, upon delivery, you are to lodge this money in a bank account and contact me for necessary arrangements

for the investment. For your help and assistance in this deal,you will receive 30% of this money in cash or Equity if you wish to join the proposed company.

Finally you are to please urgently send to me through

email the rquired contact address or fax me on my confidential fax line  so that I can instruct the Courier Company to despatch the money to you before we go into other necessary details, (include your telephone and fax number).

 

Best regards

ENG PEACE BETULE

 

PLEASE YOU CAN REACH ME ON MY CONFIDENTIAL E- MAIL ADDRESS

 

how gullible do these idiots think we are?

 

cheers the other wall

 

PS did you know that any money over 10k that is deposited in the bank is automatically reported to the fed gov under the cash reporting act.

[Guest Babybear]

Hehe i know there email an many like it , been on new to about it, haha an yes there is a few ppl that are gullable an have done this so

[Tom]

According to "popular belief" mj users are supposed to be the "gullible, lack of willpower" type that fall for those obvious rip-offs.

 

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[Guest Babybear]

Haha MAn i know im dumb but not gulkabel , But it has nuffin to do of the fact that ima smoker

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[Ferre]

I also get a lot of these "dumb arse" emails from them morons,..what I do now is send them this pic :

 

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[wall]

yeah tboat i agree,

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hahaha

 

"olda-toka"

[Ferre]

here's this pic for who wants to download it,...SCARE THE MTHFCKRZZ! hahaha

 

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[BlackBeauty]

here's this pic for who wants to download it,...SCARE THE MTHFCKRZZ! hahaha 

 

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i love sending these kinds of things to my newbie friends hahaha...they think their hard drive is being formatted by a harmless flash animation....then again, i'm sure with a bit of tweaking i could make it come true hehehe....evil me.

[Ferre]

DEAR SIR

 

FUNDS FOR INVESTMENTS.

 

THIS LETTER MAY COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE SINCE I HAD

NO PREVIOUS CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU.

 

I AM THE CHAIRMAN TENDER BOARD OF INDEPENDENT

NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION (INEC). I GOT YOUR

CONTACT IN THE COURSE OF MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE

PERSON WITH WHOM TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL

TRANSACTION INVOLVING THE TRANSFER OF FUND VALUED AT

TWENTY ONE MILLION, SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES

DOLLARS (US$20.5M) TO A SAFE FOREIGN ACCOUNT.

 

THE ABOVE FUND IN QUESTION IS NOT CONNECTED WITH

ARMS, DRUGS OR MONEY LAUNDERING. IT IS A PRODUCT OF

OVER INVOICED CONTRACT AWARDED IN 1999 BY INEC TO A

FOREIGN COMPANY FOR THE SUPPLY OF ELECTORAL MATERIALS

THAT WAS USED FOR CONDUCTING 1999 ELECTIONS.

THE CONTRACT HAS LONG BEEN EXECUTED AND PAYMENT OF THE

ACTUAL CONTRACT AMOUNT MADE TO THE FOREIGN CONTRACTOR;

THEREBY LEAVING THE BALANCE OF US$20.5M IN DORMANT

ACCOUNT WHICH MY COLLEAGUE AND I NOW WANT TO TRANSFER

OUT OF NIGERIA INTO A RELIABLE FOREIGN ACCOUNT FOR

OUR PERSONAL USE.

 

AS CIVIL SERVANTS WE DO NOT HAVE THE NECESSARY FOREIGN

ACCOUNT MACHINERY TO SUCCESSFULLY HANDLE THIS

TRANSACTION. THEREFORE IT BECOMES NECESSARY TO SOURCE

FOR A FOREIGN COMPANY WITH THE CAPABILITY

TO ACT AS THE ORIGINAL BENEFICIARY OF THE CONTRACT.

 

MY DEAR, IT IS A GOOD THING THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS

ENDORSED THE RESOLUTION PASSED BY THE SENATE THAT ALL

FOREIGN CONTRACTORS OWED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF

NIGERIA BE PAID, WE WILL SEIZE THIS GOOD OPPORTUNITY

TO SURPORT YOU AS ONE OF THE BENEFICIARIES TO BE PAID.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS PROPOSAL KINDLY GET BACK

TO ME BY SENDING A LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE ALONG WITH

YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.

 

MEANWHILE, MY COLLEAGUE AND I HAVE DECIDED TO SHARE

THE MONEY IN THE FOLLOWING RATIO: 65% FOR MY

COLLEAGUES AND I, THEN 30% FOR YOU THE ACCOUNT OWNER

And 5% for contingencies that might arise or we incure during the course

of this transactions.

 

FURTHER DETAILS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE

DISCUSSED IN THE SUBSEQUENT CORRESPONDENCE. THIS

TRANSACTION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 100% RISK

FREE. NOTE ALSO THAT THE NATURE OF YOUR BUSINESS IS

IRRELEVANT TO THIS TRANSACTION AND THIS

TRANSACTION IS EXPECTED TO BE CONCLUDED WITHIN 15

WORKING DAYS SINCE ALL LOCAL CONTACTS AND ARRANGEMENTS

HAVE BEEN PROPERLY PERFECTED FOR A SMOOTH AND

SUCCESSFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION.

 

WE WOULD REQUIRE AS A MATTER OF URGENCY THE FOLLOWING

TO ENABLE US MAKE THE NECESSARY FORMAL APPLICATION FOR

THE RELEASE OF THE FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT:

 

YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER AND ALSO, A MEMORANDUM OF AGREEMENT FOR THE

FOLLOWING TRANSACTION.

 

 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.

 

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR.Ibrahim Galadima

TELEPHONE NUMBER: + 234 80 33026121

E FAX NUMBER: + 1 775 256 1718

 

FOR ALL CORRESPONDENCE: ibrahimgaladima@myself.com

 

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[Ferre]

.............and another one

 

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL

ABIDJAN,

COTE D'IVOIRE.

 

 

Dear Sir,

I know You will be surprised to receive this letter

from me, but

please this letter is a request from a family in dare

need of

assistance.

I am Sule Kunde from Angola.The only Son of Brigadier

Abudlahi Gizel communicating to you from Abidjan,Cote

d'ivoire,

 

I got your name and address from a business desk in

chamber of commerce and industry in Cote d'ivoire. And I on

behalf of my widowed mother Mrs. Mawa Kunde, decided to

solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of

US$17.6million (Seventeen million,Six hundred

thousand United State dollars only) inherited from my late

father into your personal or company's account.

 

Before his death, he was Brigadier in charge of arms

and ammunition procurement for the Angolan Army. In

his "will" he specifically draw my attention to US$17.6

million (Seventeen million,Six hundred thousand United

States dollars only) which he deposited in the BICICI Bank

here in Cote d'ivoire.

 

''AS HE SAID IN FACT I QUOTE''

My beloved Son, I wish to draw your attention to

US$17.6 million (Seventeen million,Six hundred thousand

United State dollars only). I deposited with a bank called

BICICI BANK in Cote d'ivoire. During the war I was very

dedicated and

committed to winning the war against the rebel unit.I found

out that the senior army officers and government

functionaries were busy helping themselves with government

fund and properties, sending them to foreign countries.

 

Due to this, when I and the former special adviser to

the president were assigned,to purchase arms in Cote

d'ivoire, we saw this as a golden opportunity and diverted

the money and shared it, of which I got a total sum of

US$17.6 million (Seventeen million, Six hundred thousand

United State dollars only). In case of my absence and on

earth as a result of death, only you should solicit for the

assistance of a reliable and sincere foreign partner to

assist you transfer this money out of Cote d'ivoire for

investment purpose.Your mother is with all the documents.

Take good care of mother and your brother. Do not

disappoint me!

Bye!

 

>From this word of my late father, you will understand

that lives and future of my family depend on this fund as

such. I will be grateful if you can assist us. We are now

in Cote d'ivoire, as political asylum seekers, financial

laws and regulation of Cote d'ivoire does not permit us

certain financial right. In view of this, I cannot invest

this fund in Cote d'ivoire hence; I am seeking your

assistance to transfer this fund out of this place for

investment purpose.

 

 

and the major thing I demand from you is to assure me the

safety of this money when it finally gets to you. Further

information and arrangement will commence as soon as trust

confidence and good relationship is established. I shall be

most grateful if you maintain the confidentiality of this

matter.

I have equally filled the whole that might bring

scandal, so the business is 100% risk free.And the major

thing I demand from you is to assure me the

safety of this money when it finally gets to you. Further

information and arrangement will commence as soon as trust

confidence and good relationship is established. I shall be

most grateful if you maintain the confidentiality of this

matter.

 

I have promise to gratify you with 13% of the

total sum for your kind assistance, if you can avail me an

account facility where I can transfer the money into.

After much we can know each other sign some necessary

document like agreement for both mutual understanding

that of finally the money gets to your account that

you can not sit on my money, or even claim more

percentage than what agreed on. This agreement must

be done by you with your letter headed paper signed

by you and must be notarised by your legal attachi.

Once I am convinced with this lay down agreement, I

will now instruct the bank to transfer the money to

your account. In addition a letter of an invitation

is highly needed because I will fly to meet with you

as soon the transfer is done.

 

If you accept this proposal you are advised to send

to me your banking details for the transfer. Please I

beg that the information passed through must be treated

with absolute confidentiality considering the source of

this fund to avoid trace or problem. Upon receipt

of the message if you are not interested please kindly

destroy. And keep to yourself do not let someone

else see or you telling another person about it for my

security. In Africa here we surfer a lot so this is

a great opportunity for me.

 

Please, confirm your interest immediately.

 

You are strictly advised to reply through this

mail box.

 

Best Regards

 

Sule Kunde

FOR THE FAMILY.

 

there must be millions of these emails.