Coronavirus.

[budyoda]

there is a lot of conflicting fake news stories it is hard to know what to believe, watching a live stream from the ABC the other day with their resident Dr saying not to panic and to wash your hands more often, don't touch your face, etc

 

I was at local woollies and the zombie apocalypse horde had been through there was no TP, tissues, paper towels, sugar, flour, long life milk, hand sanitizer, pasta or rice ... I mean WTF lucky I wasn't in urgent need to lay some cable

[Aqua420]

If what they say is true and it just feels like a mild case of the flue how many people do you lot reckon will just go to work because they have bills to pay and can't afford to take 2 weeks of?

For a lot I know no money coming in for 2 weeks could get them a breach because of not having money to pay the rent.

 

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[buzzo]

We are already fucked just like the US...This thing is hooking and we are just like Italy.

We still have thousands of international flights every week fro every country.

We should have shut down the borders 3 weeks ago.

 

The problem is not the fucking Virus it's our Hospital system that will fail, rapidly raising the death rate like other country's that don't know Math's.

 

Our Government knows this but they haven't got the don't panic verses let get ahead of this equation all fucked up and it's all because we have already panicked.

This has further spooked the Government to the wrong side of what they really want to do, which is shut the country down before we get to the point where the Country is in deep shit.

 

We will be out of PPE in hospitals very very quickly and this is just one of shit loads of complications in containing a Pandemic and thats what the fucking thing is you dummies that don't know Math's.

Its now you should keep your Oldies from moving about, no more Bowls, no more Pokies, no more Golf unless you own your own fucking Hospital or hope like hell they get it before the health system collapes

 

Edited March 8, 2020 by buzzo

[pedro de pacas]

Sounds like you haven't got enough dunny rolls buzzo 

[Aqua420]

Bugger dunny roll. All the oldies are getting those bidae attachments that even dry your arse and wash it with warm water installed on their toilets.

Say goodbye to inheritance kids. The oldies are on gadget crazy street.

If they can't wipe anymore just get a machine that does the same thing. Combine that with Google to vacuum floors on command and Uber eats delivery it's living in 2020

 

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[OldManDallas]

I wouldn't worry buzzo as there is sweet fk all we can do about this now.

 

As i said the world needs a purge and this might just be it

 

Learn to swim..

[Aqua420]

Last time I tried to bugger a dunny roll I got a paper cut. Same result on the second and third attempt.

Coop keep your home made budget sexual toys a but safer next time

 

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[GreatSouthernMan]

Last time I tried to bugger a dunny roll I got a paper cut. Same result on the second and third attempt.

lol 

[buzzo]

nah I dont even use the Stuff Pedro....We went on a Skiing holiday in Japan some year ago and I was super fucking impressed with the Bidet's.

So much so I bought one for the Onsuite as soon as we returned home. Its Korean made "Coway

 

Its the most awesome thing I have ever bought..8 years on its never missed a beat. Can adjust water pressure, temp, spray angle, seat temp, Arsehole Blow dry.

2 different nozzles one for the Pussy the other for the Butt. Even has infared remote.

Best $1,300 buck I have ever spent. If you have heamorroids you will know what I mean.

 

I did buy the last freezer in Harvey Normans in my local and surrounding area, been thinking of getting a freezer for a while and must admit this thing made me get off my arse and go and get one

 The 2KV Honda now with 100 liters on Petrol stashed will keep it all running longer than 99.9% of people..I'm ready.

 

My wife has flu like symtoms and she works in Child Care, just started showing symptoms last night.. I'm good as Gold, vaping Canna is the ticket.

Anyway she is going to see the Doc sometime today, will be interesting to see how they handle her.

 

I need to cater for my old man who is bad with dementia and is in his early 80's. I'm going to make both my parents stay at home from here.

If he gets it, his brain wont know what to do, and he is worth saving, to me anyway

Edited March 8, 2020 by buzzo

[Cookie_Monster]

All fun and games, whether your Asian, American or even Australian... till your the one writhing about in the sick bed.

 

Better hope the Australian Government is prepared to tackle this biological disaster. As someone mentioned previously the healthcare system is strained as it is.