GREENERY IMPROVES THE SCENERY

[greenqueen2]

lmao indy, ive been to the beach before evatil and i still say FUCK FUCKING ON THE BEACH , plus i prefer to be on top

 

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[evatil]

Ahahaha fucking hell, Indy. That was everything!

 

Well, fine, gently lay GK down on the towel (a big circle one. More room for them knees [emoji108]) and then go beast mode on him, you machine! Go fuck in nature! That's an order. You wanna be 89 and wishing you'd fucked correctly at the beach?

[greenqueen2]

oh if only you knew evatil im an aussie ratbag chicky through and through and recken theres not to much you could teach me babe but you never know theres always possibility im well lived if i may put it that way and im damm sure i aint gonna be around at 89 full stop but if by some miracle i was i wouldn't be sittin round thinkin hmmm i do believe i wasnt doin it right ive been around long enough to know how to do things the right way and also how not to do it a lota lota lota of how not to do it

 

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[afgahn bob]

damn pedro, u go+ ladies divulging ancien+ secre+s of sis+erhood

can smell pheromoans from here

 

4 ure sake i hope blondies name isn'+ fan+asea or u-wish

 

we all s+rive 4 open rela+ionships such as ures and mrs pedro

bu+ if i even walked pas+ mine wi+h jus+ a +hough+ of blondies delicious hidden cave of succulence on mi mind

she would be in 2 me wi+h an afghan no.7

and much worse +han no.6

[Tunkers]

That was a funny read. Had a good chuckle you wing-ladies.

[greenqueen2]

here you go bob imagine what.it smells like in here, it might help take your mind off pheromones ive been moving stuff up from the shed to make more room down there, im not done moving stuff up yet

 

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and a quick lights on

 

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[Maxlass]

here you go bob imagine what.it smells like in here, it might help take your mind off pheromones ive been moving stuff up from the shed to make more room down there, im not done moving stuff up yet20180410_17475220180410_17481820180410_174859

 

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and a quick lights on20180410_17405420180410_174238

 

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Jealous.

[greenqueen2]

honestly it hardly looks like ive made a dent in the back yard

 

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[pedro de pacas]

damn pedro, u go+ ladies divulging ancien+ secre+s of sis+erhood

can smell pheromoans from here

 

4 ure sake i hope blondies name isn'+ fan+asea or u-wish

 

we all s+rive 4 open rela+ionships such as ures and mrs pedro

bu+ if i even walked pas+ mine wi+h jus+ a +hough+ of blondies delicious hidden cave of succulence on mi mind

she would be in 2 me wi+h an afghan no.7

and much worse +han no.6

It was always going to happen between me and blondie, Bob, from the first day we laid eyes on each other

 

as for the chicks on here, what lucky blokes they have hey

Edited April 10, 2018 by pedro de pacas

[evatil]

oh if only you knew evatil im an aussie ratbag chicky through and through and recken theres not to much you could teach me babe but you never know theres always possibility im well lived if i may put it that way and im damm sure i aint gonna be around at 89 full stop but if by some miracle i was i wouldn't be sittin round thinkin hmmm i do believe i wasnt doin it right ive been around long enough to know how to do things the right way and also how not to do it a lota lota lota of how not to do it

 

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Nah I got a fair idea, think you and I fell off the same rat bag tree in the way you live your life from what I've read here. That's what I've always wanted and what I'm setting about achieving. I'm sure I could teach ya a thing or two... just gotta learn them myself first.

 

I can't wait to be 89. I'm gonna be loud and rude to everyone and shake my walker at "kids these days". Seems like if you're old you can be a dickhead and get away with it. Excited to give it a go.

 

Thanks for the giggles on a real shitty day. Well, shitty things happened but today was actually nice. Gonna curl up with a cuppa, me baccy and me weedies, I reckon. So more bullshit with be coming outta my fingertips soon, fellas and females. Just u wait.