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[evatil]

hahahaha Pedro's only after a root evatil not a boring night pub listening to the the in and outs of some blondes life fucking story id say wash ya goods before returning home to miss pedro to avoid any conflict

 

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Oohh Pedro you saucy little minx, you!

 

Yeah definitely find a sink somewhere to dunk em in, or if you take her for that beach walk, you can just go teabag nature. Now this isn't a foolproof plan, you see. Miss Pedro might be like "oh, why does your dick smell like the beach?" But it's not a crime to have a dick that smells like the beach. Definitely have a scrub after, though. I won't touch my fella until he's had a shower so I'd be fucked if I wanted to catch him cheating that way. Might have to start grabbing him by the old fella as he walks in the door and give it a sniff...

[greenqueen2]

hahaha max i miss the days of score a few freebies from work they cost a little more but well worth it imo

 

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[kloud9]

Look out 2 Chainz here comes 2 Ballz.

[emoji23]

 

 

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[greenqueen2]

your right about a trim up though evatil, no one likes flossing there teeth when in the heat of the moment lol

 

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[pedro de pacas]

you blokes and chicks make me laugh.

 

i'll lay it out for ya's

miss pedro is not in the dark at all, she is well aware of my intentions with blondie, she has givin me ok to have a go

told ya i was looking for a 2nd miss pedro, give miss pedro a hand

blondie has been way to friendly for a while, not to want something 

 

already scrubbed/trimmed up and ready to go, going to give her a walk on the beach she wont forget in a long while 

 

thanks for the advice ladies it is appreciated 

[greenqueen2]

fuck the beach, the sand gets EVERYWHERE and it rubs and gravel rashes him and her take her back to miss pedro, give the poor girl some comfort

 

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[evatil]

you blokes and chicks make me laugh.

 

i'll lay it out for ya's

miss pedro is not in the dark at all, she is well aware of my intentions with blondie, she has givin me ok to have a go

told ya i was looking for a 2nd miss pedro, give miss pedro a hand

blondie has been way to friendly for a while, not to want something

 

already scrubbed/trimmed up and ready to go, going to give her a walk on the beach she wont forget in a long while

 

thanks for the advice ladies it is appreciated

Awww adding to ya harem, Pedro? You've piqued my interest. Like, not to join it, but to watch, but like not in a sexual way... maybe in a sexual way. Nah, you know what? I'm sound. But you enjoy yourself, Pedro. You sound like you've got it in the bag! But if Blondie is wearing a matching bra and undies, it wasn't YOU who decided to have sex first [emoji6]

[evatil]

fuck the beach, the sand gets EVERYWHERE and it rubs and gravel rashes him and her take her back to miss pedro, give the poor girl some comfort

 

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You wanna do it doggy on a soft towel, GQ [emoji108] park yaself facing the beach and tell him to have at it. Edited April 10, 2018 by evatil

[Maxlass]

The missus and I did it in her Nissan Micra the other night as her mother was here and school holidays. I enjoyed it but she didn't. Her head kept bouncing against the roof and she got bitten on the arse by mosquitos . Hard to concentrate when you're laughing your arse off [emoji23]

[Maxlass]

 

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