GREENERY IMPROVES THE SCENERY

[Auqadoll]

Happy Birthday Eva. I tell hubby ive got 6 balls. His , our sons and our dogs.

[Maxlass]

best convo to read while I'm gettin into the spirit of things and spending my day feeling bloody nice. Dealing with some really heavy shit today on MY only bloody day of the year. So I've decided to extend it to celebrating my entire birthweek. Let the festivities commence! Some of my own grown bud is in this spliff and it's perfect. Can't wait until I'm smoking joints again, it's been too long!

 

As for the balls, my mother-in-law accuses me of having her son's balls in my purse, so I got double the balls, mine and his! So beat that .

 

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Grubbiest nails . Been busy this morning.

Happy birthday [emoji323]

Trim that bush you got on Wednesday night coz I reckon you might not be the only one seein it on Thursday night. I have no doubt that you will be a smooth operator.

 

Not all the way, though. That shit looks weird.

The ol chicken skin [emoji23]

[evatil]

Thanks mate, good advice there, i tend to be a bit stuck in the past, where everyone had a bit of bush lol

I don't mind a bit of bush but I don't deserve to be coughing up a hairball later or feeling like a pube is probing my nostril, looking for my brain or some shit. Get the hedge clippers out, make it pretty, put a bit of sexy rexy cologne on ya neck (not too much, that's fucked) and show an interest in her conversation, asking questions and effectively questioning her communicates back to her subconciously that you are actually invested in her conversation and company. There's nothing sexier for a chick. Go for a walk along a beach or somewhere, that'll allow ya to slip a bit of hand holding in, nekminit! Pedro gettin it!

 

Thank me later, hey.

 

You're on ya own for the morning after. Is this a root and boot, Pedro?

Oh, and have a shower and wash your hair first. No one likes a grub with a sweaty sack.

Happy Birthday Eva. I tell hubby ive got 6 balls. His , our sons and our dogs.

Hahahaha cheers, Doll!

[evatil]

Happy birthday [emoji323]

The ol chicken skin [emoji23]

Thank youuu!

 

And I just near peed myself. That's fucking exactly what it looks like and the fucking regrowth. Hahahaha "This isn't the prick I was looking for."

[kloud9]

best convo to read while I'm gettin into the spirit of things and spending my day feeling bloody nice. Dealing with some really heavy shit today on MY only bloody day of the year. So I've decided to extend it to celebrating my entire birthweek. Let the festivities commence! Some of my own grown bud is in this spliff and it's perfect. Can't wait until I'm smoking joints again, it's been too long!

 

As for the balls, my mother-in-law accuses me of having her son's balls in my purse, so I got double the balls, mine and his! So beat that .

 

20180410_133806

 

Grubbiest nails . Been busy this morning.

Your Indian name is 2balls, because you can’t be dumb enough to play with one [emoji23]

 

 

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[evatil]

Your Indian name is 2balls, because you can’t be dumb enough to play with one [emoji23]

 

 

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Look out 2 Chainz here comes 2 Ballz.

[greenqueen2]

ah well evatil rule no1 never let anything cannabis related go to your head, when your head swells you become complacent, when you become complacent you fuck up one way or another,true story , and most people learn it the hard way, this time off year is the scariest part for me, drying and curing because once it comes of the plant its no longer a plant its weight and thats a lot of weight to carrying around on ones shoulders so its near impossible to not worry this little pretty MEDIUM seized head of mine and ffs get some garden gloves your ruining your nails or trim em if you do get some glove makes sure there some decent moleskin or soft leather ones work best

 

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[greenqueen2]

hahahaha Pedro's only after a root evatil not a boring night pub listening to the the in and outs of some blondes life fucking story id say wash ya goods before returning home to miss pedro to avoid any conflict

 

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[evatil]

ah well evatil rule no1 never let anything cannabis related go to your head, when your head swells you become complacent, when you become complacent you fuck up one way or another,true story , and most people learn it the hard way, this time off year is the scariest part for me, drying and curing because once it comes of the plant its no longer a plant its weight and thats a lot of weight to carrying around on ones shoulders so its near impossible to not worry this little pretty MEDIUM seized head of mine and ffs get some garden gloves your ruining your nails or trim em if you do get some glove makes sure there some decent moleskin or soft leather ones work best

 

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Ahhh such sage advice, Sensei. . Nah you're right. And that theory can be applied to life in general.

 

Pssh, send the gloves with my buds [emoji23]

[Maxlass]

ah well evatil rule no1 never let anything cannabis related go to your head, when your head swells you become complacent, when you become complacent you fuck up one way or another,true story , and most people learn it the hard way, this time off year is the scariest part for me, drying and curing because once it comes of the plant its no longer a plant its weight and thats a lot of weight to carrying around on ones shoulders so its near impossible to not worry this little pretty MEDIUM seized head of mine and ffs get some garden gloves your ruining your nails or trim em if you do get some glove makes sure there some decent moleskin or soft leather ones work best

 

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They're the best glove. Why? They're free . But seriously awesome gloves. About 45 bucks if I remember correctly so doubt I'd ever buy them with my own $