GREENERY IMPROVES THE SCENERY

[micmac]

Mum makes guava jam, marmalade

 

 

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[greenqueen2]

Mmmmm sounds good too, a nice scone with fresh homemade jam and whipped cream yummy

 

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[afgahn bob]

u s+ill go+ ure roof on gq ?

wha+ is up wi+h friggen 2000 mph winds ?

even nuns were ou+ cruiseing 

everee piece of washing hung up is plas+ered on back fence like a mosaic

[micmac]

Gq always check your songs u post , u usually show great taste , but when I seen that last song , u know when u just hate a song well that's the 1 I hate , sorry

 

 

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[greenqueen2]

note to self micmac does not like bush lol

 

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[Tunkers]

note to self micmac does not like bush lol

 

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Now I don't wanna say he's on my team anymore

[micmac]

Hey hey hey Kate's bush definitely not , all other well kept manicured bushes , well which man amongst us doesn't like a 1 of them

U cheeky bugger gq

 

 

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[greenqueen2]

lol

 

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[micmac]

The Rules of Bedroom Golf

 

 

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one

club and two balls.

 

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

 

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole

and keep the balls out of the hole.

 

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course

owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

 

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid

damage to the hole.

 

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until

the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure

to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course

again.

 

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately

upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally

take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to

 

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses that they have

played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played.

Upset courses owners have been known to damage a player's equipment

for this reason.

 

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own

protection.

 

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly

scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the

first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if

they discover someone else playing on what they consider a private

course.

 

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.

Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be

temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely

tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate

means of play when this is the case.

 

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before

attempting to play the back nine.

 

13. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to

proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's

request.

 

14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play

the same hole several times in one match.

 

15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

 

 

 

 

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