Italian police find tonne of hashish

[OZ Stoners]

A TRUCKLOAD of potatoes on the outskirts of Rome revealed a tonne of hash in bars weighing around 100 grams each.

 

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[The Hash Nibbler]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Set My Hash Free!!! Free hash! Free hash! ........

[Sir PsychoHashy]

   Quick, call in the A-Team, we need to mount a rescue op

[iTiC]

Sweet mary mother of fuck. !!

how or where do they think they are going to incinerate that?

 

Here is the skit that played out in my stoner head when i read that.

 

A job well done the Hash goes of to the impound were several low ranking minimum wage earning coppers work. (Ok not going there)

 

Louigi No1 say to Louigi No 2

L1"wtf this isnt buds, holy shit look how much there is of it; just put as much of that as you can in the incinerator and well burn the rest out the back on the 'heap' {an outdoor burn of MJ buds}

 

L1 and L2 find a nice corner of hte bud heap to try to start burning the hash.

several minutes later L2 asks.

"whats wrong??" a bleary eyes yet very happy L1 says "I dont know it just burns for a minute bubbles a bit then goes out!!"

So their Sup comes along to find two stoned Marios trying to like hot fudge off their fingers.

In his wisdom he gets the dry bud cooking underneath the best part of one ton of hash. Cellebrating his success the shiny badged copper turn to see the incinerator room turn white from heat, their is a jet of hot fumes spewing out the top of the concrete bunker, and then the hash on the heap goes critical. The explosion put the earth on a new axis!

Edited April 7, 2013 by iTiC

[Sir PsychoHashy]

What they need is 2 giant knives with heating elements attached, and a giant funnel with exhaust fan.  Of course they'll need somewhere to pump the pollution, here in Oz we have lots of open space, so lets volunteer to receive it. 

 

Thanks iTiC, I've got a mental image of Mario and Luigi in cop uniforms chucking hash blocks in the hot lava, and Bowser getting off his face

 

There's gotta be an Irish joke in there, but that would be politically incorrect.

[pisspotgrower]

1 tonne of hash as recorded as found, other 3 r being sold to put cops kids though colledge

[brick]

It was headed for the Vatican. For the new pope election party. You think they just burn paper in that chimney? You think they just use incence when having benidiction?

[The Hash Nibbler]

Brick....... heheheehehehe..... Pope on a Dope.....

[iTiC]

1 tonne of hash as recorded as found, other 3 r being sold to put cops kids though colledge

Prolly, hey.

Remember When Shapelle Corby got caught. That when from 5Kg, to were not quite sure where the other KG is but we still wanna kill her !!