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Bieber ‘smoking marijuana’ before paparazzo crash


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Even on his deathbed, he relayed the story so other papparazzi scum gossip outlets media could get the really really important story out that JB may have been smoking marijuana in his white Ferrari.

 

After I cursed the world's media for bombarding us with crap stories like this, the first thing that came to my mind when I read this was .... "why the fuck would you buy a white Ferrari"?

 

Most women won't know it's a Ferrari if it's not red, that's a fact. So if you wanna pull chicks, buy a red Ferrari.

 

(I said "most" women, Louise. calm down :P)

 

That and the fact that the cameraman was asked to step back and then he got killed by a car. If we are to continue as humans to evolve and become more intelligent beings, we don't need idiots like that hanging around making the statistics look bad.

 

Just chuck his name and story in the Darwin Awards of 2013 and move the fuck on.

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