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1 very important thing missing guys,  & its a must   a Snake Bite Kit  !!!!!     If your going to be near a water point , in the scrub , in Australia , in the summer, your gunna have them critters about,, & dont do it in thongs,  happy gardening to all

 

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Having seen at least 20 so far this season visiting my bushies I would never enter the bush without wearing gaiters.

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Goin out bush ay .... I fukn love the bush.

as a kid we only wore long pants so we didnt cut our legs on paper grass or get too itchy

 

yea i just wear me dunlop runners and me army pants.

 

snakes know whos boss when im there.

fukn leeches are the assholes i cant stand, no respect for the natives i tell ya.

still find em all over when i pull up for a rest

 

 

i take me backpack and in it i have:

1 man tent

1 man sleeping bag

army cooking kit - folds up

(inside i hide flint, water proof matches, water tablets, silver nitrate, needle n thread, cuttlery, spare compass,)

gas torch soldering tool (jet blast those fukn leeches off) 

map of park

drink bottle

couple cans of tuna and can opener

small bag of protein powder

army rope (tiny)

fold up sheet for ground under tent

small fold up camp shovel

mini periscope fishing rod w/ good line n hooks

shit-house paper

small mirror (to see them other leeches)

 

all fits inside my backpack and only weighs about 4-5kgs tops.

so yea im gunna go camping n smoke some weed and one day find my plot for the next 30yrs

be my secret garden that snakes fuck-off-from

 

That way i got everything this lifetime

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Goin out bush ay .... I fukn love the bush.

as a kid we only wore long pants so we didnt cut our legs on paper grass or get too itchy

 

yea i just wear me dunlop runners and me army pants.

 

snakes know whos boss when im there.

fukn leeches are the assholes i cant stand, no respect for the natives i tell ya.

still find em all over when i pull up for a rest

 

 

i take me backpack and in it i have:

1 man tent

1 man sleeping bag

army cooking kit - folds up

(inside i hide flint, water proof matches, water tablets, silver nitrate, needle n thread, cuttlery, spare compass,)

gas torch soldering tool (jet blast those fukn leeches off) 

map of park

drink bottle

couple cans of tuna and can opener

small bag of protein powder

army rope (tiny)

fold up sheet for ground under tent

small fold up camp shovel

mini periscope fishing rod w/ good line n hooks

shit-house paper

small mirror (to see them other leeches)

 

all fits inside my backpack and only weighs about 4-5kgs tops.

so yea im gunna go camping n smoke some weed and one day find my plot for the next 30yrs

be my secret garden that snakes fuck-off-from

 

That way i got everything this lifetime

Good luck finding that 30 year plot Carnage and yes, fukn Leeches!

 

Nuking myself from the knee down with Aerogard I've found pretty effective for those buggers

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i get around the bush with only one thong on. the other thong is for leech combat. all you need is some salt and pepper in your arsenal... salt to stop them slimy little pricks from leeching of ya. and pepper for top colas to make them sneeze out more resin

 

p.s why would anyone want to grow a gorilla anyway???

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