Also according to the biography? Kim Jong-il doesn’t poop. lmao Dum

[Skunkxxx]

Jong-il is so embarrassed about his height that he has no official height listed on his records! However, estimates have him measuring in at only about 5’3”!

A former North Korean teacher wrote a paper that shows just how sensitive Kim Jong-Il is about his height One of his mostextreme allegations is that the government sent a message to all short people of North Korea, talking of a drug to make them grow to average heights. Unfortunately, when the short people arrived, they were kidnapped and taken to unknown places where they haven been heard from since! Thousands of people simply went missing because North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-il didn’t want any more short people in the gene pool of his country!

According to his official biography on Kim Jong-il, he is more than human. His birth was followed by swallows, double rainbows, and a new star emerging in the sky! Also according to the biography? Kim Jong-il doesn’t poop.

[yobgodcm]

Of course he doesn't.

 

Dude's dead.

[Inks72]

Not only is he dead but also shorter

[Nymphetamine]

Maybe a short man but definitely was a sporting giant

 

In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf.

 

 

 

Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat

he reminds me of napoleon but atleast napoleon achived some great things

[The Hash Nibbler]

Wont be playing much golf now though will he....Lmao .........

So the old saying is true..................." If ya don't shit, ya die" .......... think theres a lesson in that for everyone........

Peace. Grass "had a coffee/paper under arm" Hopper.

[Cerberus]

Apparently he invented the hamburger too.

 

Just goes to show the sort of shit they can brainwash people with when you don't let them know anything else, I'm still trying to beat his goddamn golf score

[Nymphetamine]

I'm still trying to beat his goddamn golf score

pmsl

[the.weed.fisherman]

Im not very impressed with him, he was only a mortal like I am.

& he didn't even take a crap.

 

 

 

the.weed.fisherman

[Inks72]

I'm still trying to work out - if any - good him and his family have done. He is just as much of a crackpot as his father and the son that's taken his place. They should have gone after him more than Saddam, as much of a dictator saddam was he still kept the warring sides of his country kind of at bay by ruling with an iron fist and provided basic services like sewage and electricity. Not sure kim jong il actually provided anything for his ppl other than mostly starvation - a bit of an exaggeration but mostly true. I guess no one does anything about this family because there is nothing the country has we want - oh and China's objections. hehe this should prompt a few comments

[Naycha]

They should have gone after him more than Saddam, as much of a dictator saddam was he still kept the warring sides of his country kind of at bay by ruling with an iron fist and provided basic services like sewage and electricity. Not sure kim jong il actually provided anything for his ppl other than mostly starvation

 

Maybe he thought no-one else ever did a shit either....