.. Being Australian

[boulder]

Source: The Australian Bureau of Statistics:-

A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.

3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.

58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.

Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker-pulling incidents.

101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.

[Tam]

harharhar! Looks like I've got competition for the Darwin Awards

... it's all that bloody irish blood we got down here!

this is my favourite!

 

-Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate. roflmao!

 

luckily I don't celebrate xmas.

 

 

regards, tam

[Guest Babybear]

yo im i have some irish

BUT haha i must admit ive done some dead brain shit iv licked a 9v batttiery an the dam frezzer

[Guest pilk]

ha the funny things people do....

im sure dumbier things are done in the u.s. when people are on drugs they do stupid shit like that, 3-4 those pl were prolly high or drunk

[Chev]

Hey, I'm half Irish Thanx Boulder ::

Hey BB.....i've licked a freezer before, makes you piss hey? ::

[white_cluster]

how the fuck can you die from sticking a 9v battery on your tongue, its just a nice tingle.

I must say though I done all those, especially the jumper ciggy thing, burnt my face heaps of times that way.

good posting there.

what licking a freezer makes you piss???

anyway these 2 gay guys are walking past the graveyard and one says to other, "wanna stop in here and suck down a cold one?"

[Chev]

what licking a freezer makes you piss???

Yes. Your tongue sticks to it ::

[Rosie]

lmao..well Im what they call "Eurasian" and I've done the jumper ciggy thing too (it bloody hurts when a lighted bit gets in yer eye!)

Rosie

[Guest Babybear]

Yes i got very stuck must say make you feel very inteligent HAHAh glad i was pretty younge

[FUCKOFFWANKERS]

hahaaha sticking your tounge to the freezer will always be fun no matter how old you are!!!! just make sure theres some water there to get yourself off or u will be there for a while