How I passed probation urine tests and still smoked

[Grasshopper420]

While on probation for a year I still got away with smoking a few days a week by taking the weightlifting supplement creatine while drinking a lot of water to dilute my tests.

 

I had to call into a testing center on Wednesdays and Fridays to see if I had to come in for a test, I was randomly chosen twice per month. I would smoke Friday - Sunday and then clean out until Wednesday morning when I would call in. If I was chosen that day then I would start pounding liters of water and drink some cranberry juice along with Niacin tablets to flush me out faster. Around noon I would take a THC dip test, that I ordered in bulk online, to see how dark the positive mark was coming in (how bad I was failing). Based on that I would continue to flush my system all day and began adding creatine powder to my water and juice around 4 hours before my test at 8pm (which is when I said I always get off work). Around 6pm I would do another test to see how bad I was failing and it would always be almost invisible by then since I had drank around 4 gallons of water and had taken 20 pisses since morning. A final test at 7:40pm right before my test would be negative for THC and I would go in and piss for them, usually dropping a log in the toilet before I walked into the office, so he would have to stand and smell it while he watched me piss.

 

Once I found out how they measured the dilution of specimens by measuring your Creatinine levels, I simply replaced it. This was 3 years ago and today they may test for special ranges of Creatinine levels but nonetheless, this method will most definitely work for Employment testing as well. Although if you are needing to take a urine test for a job, just fill a 3 oz bottle (microwave if needed) and wrap a hand warmer around it. Hide in underwear and make sure to bring in a thermometer to ensure it is not too hot.

 

It worked out for me and thought I would share the idea

[smashed1]

sounds good but i did the microwave in plastic tablet bottle heated it up till it was bubling for a couple seconds in sock strait to docs go toilet be yourself so it was easy an it was still hot so i ran the bottle under cold water to cool it down , never herd anything so musta worked ? an id given dirtys before they allways call you back for another

[Organic Panic]

My mate was on parole and used to smoke himself silly with me

 

His trick to beat the piss test is to drink a cup of vinegar before he goes in for testing. Make sure you don't piss between the time you drink it (until you do the piss test of course)

 

Drink the vinegar at least 30 minutes prior to piss testing.. It's bound to taste feral but it's better than being busted.

 

He passed every single time without any issues.

[uncle chron]

good one fellas

 

i`ve been down the piss test parol road before

 

failed every one and they didnt do a thing to me for it

 

fuck they`re dumb aye ..... mind you, i wouldnt risk it these days ....that was a good 10yrs ago

 

 

 

 

Edited June 16, 2011 by uncle chron

[STONEDAJ69]

Sounds like one tonne of hassle...

[Za7ox]

Drinking vinegar

 

Seems like vinegar is used to fix everything. It always seemed to be a old wives tale that "oh u just drink vinegar and your cold will be gone" and shit like that

Edited July 19, 2011 by Za7ox

[louise]

i used similar, with steak dinners as the source of creatinine and berocca to recolour the diluted urine.

[wietlover]

i used similar, with steak dinners as the source of creatinine and berocca to recolour the diluted urine.

 

PMSL

wiet

[keggy]

work has test min of 2 every year or more if their after someone, best way to bet it is just dont use your own piss,test jars now got temp gauge on side,so temp needs to with in range 34cto 36c,this still best way

[dakka]

The only way i know and one that realy work is someone else's urine that has not smoked for three month or more