Clumsy bastard

[brick]

PERTH. - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped

stop a suspected shoplifter in East Perth.

 

The 'Toys-R-Us' store manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on

surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

 

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife

and ran toward the door. Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

 

The manager said the troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

 

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw. These were the injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.

 

When asked by a reporter how the suspect had so many injuries, one of the troopers said, "He really was a clumsy bastard."

[ConvexConepiece]

hahahahaha yea broken arms legs nose jaw AND ribs happen to everyone who trips over

[dani]

yeah a trip like that could do some real damage .. tut tut clumsy bastard

 

 

[Chronmasta]

[jimbojones5678]

wow did he pick the wrong fellas to fuck with

 

tripped.... Gold!

 

Jimbo

[the_panther]

He really was a clumsy bastard now wasn't he!?!

LOLLLL

 

Just 'slipped'... *ahem*

 

Reminds me of a story i once heard about some British SAS soldiers off to receive awards for bravery or something and were walking through a park, a scumrat decides to try rob them with a knife,

they had him on his back quicker than he could blink, with a very broken arm.

The soldiers simply re-adjusted there formall uniforms and went on their way.

 

Bahhahahahaa! thanks all, this made my night!!

[Reverend]

We have very high curbs over here so could be feasible.

[Ozzy420]

That is an awesome read...

[everest]

very cool

 

ev

[merl1n]

Ooooppps, he won't do that again, will he.

Next time he'll remember to wear non slip footwear

P.S. Assholes get what assholes deserve