heres some statistics for you .

[Budstedpothead]

AutoErotic Asphyxiation i take it that means stuff like sealing yourself in a latex bed with nobody to get you out if you fuck up.

 

i been looking for an excuse to talk about this! Masturbation! well yeah i think it's got a huge role as to why i don't get sick very often, sneezing or having an orgasm triggers an immune system response kinda boosts your metabolism and natural immunities slightly.

 

I often wondered if some people want Sex classified as a narcotic because of how it is a blissful enjoyable free ecstatic experience, and hence should be illegal, sex is a powerful narcotic that doesn't even require the criminal to buy any drugs

all they need is a willing sexual partner or simply good hand skills, this plague on society is detrimental to workforce and can lead to psychosis in individuals with a pre-existing condition or disposition to schizophrenia or sex mania.

 

A new bill will be passed making Sex as illegal as Cannabis, from now on Sexual intercourse is forbidden and people must take sex drive suppressants to prevent the evil natural desire from taking hold and diverting you from working nonstop to spending your leisure time for things you want to do.

From now on all pregnancy's will be done invitro fertilised eliminating the often messy unpredictable and innefficient act of sexual intercourse.

 

Well howabout it, Sex does improve your health (unless you catch a Sexually Transmittable virus) so Pharm companies might actually want to have this process that triggers internal biochemical medicines to be produced outlawed,

and Religious fanatics actually look down on any kind of Sexual intercourse that doesn't serve solely for procreation so they would support prohibition.

 

Also Pharmaceuticals would make more money what with paying to have a invitro based pregnancies, and make money selling 'necessary' sex drive suppressants, and all in all making the world believe that now our own Natural habits and beneficial biochemistry is wrong and ILLEGAL.

 

i don't even know why i wrote this,

Edited March 9, 2010 by Budstedpothead

[malbuzz]

no need to give them ideas bud . imagine that we all be sitting here in 10 years . the only differance would be the web site .

sexual nation .

[Budstedpothead]

Hahah i would like to see them try though,

 

sex is enjoyed by most Australians everywhere, it's like this old man said about smoking joints "you gotta at least try a choof it's like having a root gotta have it now and then or you go mad"

 

anyway and since the fact that sex prohibition would have to violate peoples privacy by using big brother technology everywhere, it would just be funny to see how they could try and dare setup such invasive gadgets.

 

I wouldn't be worried Malbuzz if i were you, the moment sex is made illegal there would be no such thing as a parliament house left in existence here just rubble.

they would have better luck trying to ban alcohol.

[Budd Greenleef]

Hahah i would like to see them try though,

 

sex is enjoyed by most Australians everywhere, it's like this old man said about smoking joints "you gotta at least try a choof it's like having a root gotta have it now and then or you go mad"

 

anyway and since the fact that sex prohibition would have to violate peoples privacy by using big brother technology everywhere, it would just be funny to see how they could try and dare setup such invasive gadgets.

 

I wouldn't be worried Malbuzz if i were you, the moment sex is made illegal there would be no such thing as a parliament house left in existence here just rubble.

they would have better luck trying to ban alcohol.

 

Well considering the rumoured clandestine faggotry and shirt-lifting in Parliament it'self who knows what would happen?

 

The thing that p*sses me off is that the govt make so much money from cigarettes and booze that are responsible for so many deaths, and yet condemn the Noble Weed. They are afraid of everyone turning on, and the usually profound shift in values that accompanies it when they do. Ciggies and bevies are not considered to be anti-establishment but the Noble Green is due to various historical reasons.