Funny storys

[hazyman]

Heres a few things i found jus browsing thought they were funny..

 

SCRATCH & SPLIFF

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Hash grower is let off over itchy privates

 

 

A CANNABIS farmer was shown mercy by a sheriff yesterday - after explaining he wanted to use the drug to tackle the pain of itchy genitals.

 

Gregor Spalding said he had been in "chronic pain" for three years.

 

And he told a court he grew the drug to provide relief because painkillers were not working.

 

Police had arrived at Spalding's home in Blairgowrie, Perthshire, Scotland, on April 15 looking for someone else - but detected a strong smell of cannabis.

 

Spalding, 30, led them to a cupboard where he had set up a small crop of the drug, described as an "amateurish attempt".

 

He said he wanted to try cannabis as a painkiller, having read stories about other people who used it to counter pain.

 

 

In a letter to Perth Sheriff Court, his doctor said: "He has penile pain associated with pruritus. The diagnosis is penodynia and scrotodynia. I can confirm he has had a chronic pain problem since 2004.

 

 

"It is quite reasonable he thought cannabis might help his condition as there have been reports in the press of cannabis relieving pain in multiple sclerosis and other conditions."

 

 

Pruritus is a common skin disease which causes patients to itch. Two years ago, experts in Poland found that applying cream containing cannabis eased symptoms.

 

 

Chris Macintosh, prosecuting, told the court: "Police found seven young plants growing with the aid of a heater and lamp. He admitted the plants were his."

 

 

Mike Tavendale, defending, said: "He has been prescribed all manner of painkillers but none has had any effect.

 

 

"Out of desperation, he resolved to try cannabis after reading about a lady in Orkney who produced it for herself.

 

 

"He didn't want to get into a position where he was buying drugs from someone else."

 

 

The court was told student Spalding, a first offender, had now been referred to hospital.

 

 

Sheriff Derek Livingston said: "It does strike me that this isn't a case where someone is growing the plant to supply it to others.

 

 

"It was a stupid amateurish attempt. I am prepared to give you a chance."

 

 

He deferred sentence for six months and told Spalding that if he was of good behaviour, he would be treated "leniently".

 

 

For thousands of years, cannabis has been used to help stomach disorders, headaches and insomnia. It has also prevented muscle tremor for multiple sclerosis sufferers.

 

 

LMAO,

 

Another

 

A New Zealand man had a novel idea when he found himself in a queue at a service station counter with no money, could he pay with marijuana instead?

 

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Unfortunately he didn't get a chance to discover whether the attendant would accept his offer, as the person behind him in the queue was a police officer, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.

 

The man's attempt to buy two packets of M&Ms and a packet of potato chips to satisfy his "munchies" was caught short when he was arrested.

 

He must have been hungry, as he failed to notice the police patrol car sitting on the station forecourt being filled with petrol, the paper reported.

 

The 28-year old mechanic from the small North Island town of Carterton pleaded guilty to possessing cannabis in the Masterton District Court and was remanded for sentencing.

[Crumpler]

those munchies sure does make u do desperate things. anyway even if there wasnt a cop there, he would have been caught on the security camera

[Feelgood]

haha thats great!