imitation plants anyone?

[amarkrieder]

A good friend and I wish to find a range of weather proof imitation cannabis plants that I can buy and put into pots,

These I want to place in my yard, shuffle around, water visible to all, hoping that every busybody who can, reports me to the police,

and they waste time and resources investigating all the reports.

 

They keep hassleing me, time I give it back.

 

If I can convince anyone else to help by sticking a fake plant outside PLEASE DO!

 

But mainly I need high quality, all stages of development, imitation cannabis plant supplier,

and the net has not been real helpful.

 

 

Sorry about the edit he wants me to tell you he will too

 

Edited January 26, 2008 by amarkrieder

[jimbojones5678]

It's too late in the season to stick anything outside mate...

[amarkrieder]

good thought

I will have to build a see through closh or green house as well then

and maybe timed lights at night for effect during winter.

Gotta keep them busy during the off season too.

And I am not joking either.

[urbanfarmer]

Those plastic pot plants where about in the seventies, I came across one at a garage sale and it got ripped off, made me wonder if it was smoked, rotten dopey rippers!

[jimbojones5678]

good thought

I will have to build a see through closh or green house as well then

and maybe timed lights at night for effect during winter.

Gotta keep them busy during the off season too.

And I am not joking either.

 

Dude I was only joking....they are plastic...

[amarkrieder]

@urbanfarmer

Thats when I last saw one too, 1970s

and I hope the thief smoked abit before he found it was plastic.

 

@jimbojones

I know your joking

But for me this is the most provocitive, non violent, costly to them method of protesting their continued interferance in my life.

 

@all

If they have to check my place 1-2 days a year thats nothing,

if 365 people even in our little city have them outside or in windows,

then thats 1 place a day they have to check.

Imagine how busy you could keep the drug squad in a city like Sydney if it was 365 people per suburb and how much would that cost in cunfusion and money to investigate, plastic plant reports.

I am doing nothing violent.

 

Edit

Its for my own personal, Amarkrieder Drug Education Program & Treatment. (A.D.E.P.T.) plan.

 

Edited January 27, 2008 by amarkrieder

[nugget]

There are some available on ebay, but are made from silk so not sure how weatherproof they would be 30 - 35cm tall.

 

http://images.marketworks.com/hi/61/61199/5056.jpg

 

Had a quick google, but you're right, not much turns up

 

 

[iamnotacop]

hoping that every busybody who can, reports me to the police,and they waste time and resources investigating all the reports.

 

 

Knowing how many busybodies and pricks there up there on the North West Coast, the plan could work to some degree, but the availability of the artificial plants is dubious.

 

<other ideas>

Why not just get your mates around and ask them if they wouldn't mind being raided and then dob them in (making sure that the houses are clean first of anything illegal, obviously).

 

Also you could think of any anti Cannabis pricks, that you have dealt with, and dob them in too. (they obviously wouldn't be growing)

 

Follow the filth home from the station and use their addresses, and claim they are drug dealers or meth cooks. (use different mates and different cars, stake the bastards out)

 

Flood Crimestoppers with false positives. (Don't personally do it too many times, or you may get busted. Remember there is safety in numbers)

 

Plant seedlings out in the bush and ring them and tell them you found them, but tell them a vague area so they have to search. (Make sure it is somewhere with lots of leaches)

 

 

<advice>

If you need to ring the cops use public payphones. Don't ring 000 cause everything is recorded, and they could pick your voice and charge you eventually. If you use the phone book and get the local copshop number then they aren't recorded. If you want to send mail, go out of town to send it so that it goes through another postoffice/postcode. If you need to print anything do it from the library or online access centre.

 

You need to start a group of like minded individuals, from all over the state. That way you can converse through chatrooms and Email.

[Tom]

Why not just get your mates around and ask them if they wouldn't mind being raided and then dob them in (making sure that the houses are clean first of anything illegal, obviously).

 

Also you could think of any anti Cannabis pricks, that you have dealt with, and dob them in too. (they obviously wouldn't be growing)

 

Follow the filth home from the station and use their addresses, and claim they are drug dealers or meth cooks. (use different mates and different cars, stake the bastards out)

 

Flood Crimestoppers with false positives. (Don't personally do it too many times, or you may get busted. Remember there is safety in numbers)

 

Plant seedlings out in the bush and ring them and tell them you found them, but tell them a vague area so they have to search. (Make sure it is somewhere with lots of leaches)

Making false calls to the police is not very smart, if you get caught they would not only charge you for that they would also search your house or flat.

 

Some of the ideas would also fit quite easily into your very own definition of being un-Australian, it is a good idea to make sure you fit your own ideals before shoving them down the throats of others that are in situations you know nothing about.

[iamnotacop]

Making false calls to the police is not very smart, if you get caught they would not only charge you for that they would also search your house or flat.

which is why I gave advice as to how to counteract this.

 

Some of the ideas would also fit quite easily into your very own definition of being un-Australian,

Dobbing on someone who has done nothing wrong is not narcing. I did say ask for permission from mates, and if they are cops then fuck them.

shoving them down the throats of others

Well fuck me, I though I wrote <advice>, not to be taken seriously or as gospel.

 

 

 

For fucks sake, what is wrong with people on this site? Bugger this, I have better things to do with my time than put up with shit from dickheads who take offence to what someone says on a forum. Good luck with all your lives. Bye Bye.