Barmaid fined for crushing cans with breasts

[SinnSmokah]

An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.

 

Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.

 

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

 

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

 

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

 

http://au.news.yahoo.com/071024/15/14ra1.html?f=mv

 

WTF how could they fine her haha that could be one of the greatest things you ever get to see.

[grok]

hehehehe!! imagine a titty fuck with a barmaid who can crush a beer can between her boobs....yowswer!!

[nouseforaname]

hey,

Used to know a chick who could down a schooner from between her boobs and used to bet people on if she could drink a whole schooner in one go with no hands .. its an artform not a crime

[jojothepotfiend]

that makes no sense, the other barmaid was making a genuine attempt to cover her up, its not her fault she probably only had spoons handy.

 

...on second thoughts, she does deserve a fine...for being a killjoy

 

But in all seriousness whats the world coming to, when a girl is fined for getting her cans out?? I doubt anyone was actually offended by it.

Edited October 25, 2007 by jojothepotfiend

[Stoney]

hey there all

 

i just wanna know where this joint is i aint a huge boobie fan but hey sounds like a god show they putin on at this joint

 

wonder if they need a DJ

 

cheerz

[Mulcontent]

What bloody law did they break I wanna know

 

Hotels and Liquor Act 2005

Amendment 42.0

Clause 1.1

Crushing of waste Aluminium cans by mammary glands:

This practise must not be engaged in unless the " crushee " has undertaken the relevant Workcover safety courses , is fully insured , and is wearing appropriate protective clothing ( i.e g-string and 6 inch heels )

Clause 1.2

Placement of cutlery items on nipples and / or other body parts:

It is an offense to place cutlery items on other persons , the person wishing to do this must self administer the correct positioning of the item.

A second person may be present to act as an observer.

 

[Pam]

that makes no sense, the other barmaid was making a genuine attempt to cover her up, its not her fault she probably only had spoons handy.

 

...on second thoughts, she does deserve a fine...for being a killjoy

 

But in all seriousness whats the world coming to, when a girl is fined for getting her cans out?? I doubt anyone was actually offended by it.

Thank U Jojo! That was the 1st good laugh I've had in days!

 

In my younger days I was a dancer! That sounds like a hell of an act! I don't get the spoons... knew another dancer that would split paper matches wet them and stik em to her nipples and light em though! Seemed dangerous to me.

[Token Jet]

It is an offense to place cutlery items on other persons , the person wishing to do this must self administer the correct positioning of the item.

A second person may be present to act as an observer.

 

 

Fkn Funny man

[pipeman]

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

 

what a complete fucking dickhead. I wonder how long we are going to tolerate the behaviour of dickhead policemen.

[67Special]

This might be her sister