Are you a lighter theif?

[everest]

bongon did a great hand me back in the carpark after some beer and cones

 

ya ripper

 

soon be time for a few beers again

 

ev

[bongonaussie]

I do recall that now ev..

 

soon be time for a few beers again

 

Im ready when you are mate.. make it on a thursday night.. remember the tittie girls..

[Pam]

My kids steal my lighters...and then lose them!!!

 

In my younger days I always carried a table lighter! Way too big to "accidently" walk off with.

 

But I'm here to address this....".. Evil Gnomes and wayward fairies , oh My!!! ... "

 

I know all about those little buzz bags. I've caught one in my garden...Have posted pix.

 

However it's "Borrowers" that pilfer the lighters! Those thievin' little ppl that live in the walls...

I don't know what they're making with all my white sewing thread (prolly knotting little hammocks),

and I wish they would put my jewelers loupe back....I need that thing!

[jojothepotfiend]

Yeah i used to be more prone to stealing lighters than i am now. There's no malice involved, it just seems normal to put them in a safe and easy to access place, my pocket.

 

[Mulcontent]

Yes I tend to agree with the "mysterious things nicking lighters " theory much like socks etc .

If you look at the sock dilemma scientificaly as I've seen on a couple of shows they actually worked out where the socks wents , so using this technique I went off in search of my own " lighter vortex " - a trove of lost lighters gathered in one place like flotsam in a small cove ..........

Firstly I went back to the exact point of losing my lighter which is usually while I'm sitting motionless in my puter chair on the net , the immediate search area would have to be very small I concluded

Then I tried to re-enact the scenario of losing my lighter but because I was concentrating on it so much it wouldn't dissapear !

so......... I packed a bong and thought some more - then the phone rang , I got up out of my chair and heard the lighter hit the floor just 2 seconds before I kicked it under the lounge while getting out of my chair ....... ah ha !

With my heart pounding ( and quickly telling the Telstra salesman on the phone to get fucked cos their Broadband plans suck ) I grabbed a torch and got down on the floor and inspected the area under my lounge where the lighter headed

and lordy me weren't there about 6 or 7 lighters there huddled in the darkness - I had hit the vortex , the lighter motherload , the bic bonanza one might say

 

here endeth the lesson , move on in peace

 

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[WantDaChronic]

lmfao great find mul

[Pam]

Mul, you have talent.... Very good read I was sure that you were about to find a portal into another dimension, (my daughter had one in her closet, it's the only explanation as to how she managed to put so much stuff in such a small space)

 

Excellent stuff!

[Mulcontent]

Thanks Gran

yeh no kidding we used to call my ex's daughters room the " Tardis " ( hope your a Dr Who Fan )

[fsagertyaef]

i used to make a game out of it acually got a horrable rep for it i was shooting to fill a 10 gallon fish tank with them didn't quite make it but i came close i think my fa trick would be get about a dozen friends stonded ask if they wanted to see a trick get everyones lighter roll a couple joints with them all right next to me light em and pass em and then go and put all the lighters in a drawer or some other out of the way place and see who came to me and got there lighter i had a rule id always give it back if you knew what kinda lighter you had and asked for it back so im a asshole and i know it but its been a year or so since then

[Pam]

Thanks Gran

yeh no kidding we used to call my ex's daughters room the " Tardis " ( hope your a Dr Who Fan )

 

I try never to miss Dr Who!

It's actually taken the place of Stargate SG1 for me!