Are you a lighter theif?

[Shithappens]

They all ways seem to end up in my pocket.

 

If i got 2 in my pocket ill give one away to anyone I meet that doesnt have one

 

that way its a share the fire thing..

 

And to all the politically correct ppl that say they dont get them I say yous are the thieves to watch !!!!!

[AussieBudsRoxs]

as i am always a vicitm with these's people with the obsessions to take lighters, i now use matches when friends come over,,,That will give them the Bloody,,,,,,,,,

[Pebbz]

someone's lying! otherwise there'd be no missing lighters

 

personally... i blame this guy

 

 

i'd watch out for him if i were you!

 

Pebbles

[loylty gets u nothing]

nah im no lighter thief

unless of course im at me mums

its fair and open game with her

she always taxes mine,even understanding my issues...

and ya cant head butt ya mum hey

pmsl ABR

bil

[HighRising]

lighters and guitar picks, if there's one there I'll inadvertantly grab it

 

I don't feel bad because everyone does it to me, it's the circle of life... give a little, take a little, it all works out

 

[sunnycoaststoner]

always have to ask my friends for my lighter back, they are shocking lighter thieves, but we always pretty smashed too hahaha. speak up and let them know the consiquences of walking out the door with your lighter, or better still make them bring their own, , i bet after sitting and watching you pull a few cones they be off to get thier own lighter. cruell but works for me. lmao

[Pebbz]

The worst lighter pixies are smokers... generally

 

I mean... I am a smoker... but it's other smokers who "borrow" my lighters that bugger off with em... or they pass em onto the next smoker who asks "mate have ya got a lighter i can borrow... sure.. click.. pocket"

 

I've learnt is generally the same person/s... wotcha gotta do is... when ya notice ur precious bic has been recently flogged... and you know it's the same theiving cunt who always steals em... ask them for a lighter... pocket it back!!

 

or... next time u notice the gas is gettin a bit low... save it... wait for the lighter pixie to ask.. then give em that lighter... they only wanted it for a light or two anyway

 

FYI i am not the lighter pixie... I am the bic retriever ... i only nick back wots rightfully mine.

[euph0rix]

I came home with an extra lighter lastnight, its the same lighter I returned the day before after I stole it the previous day .

[AussieBudsRoxs]

bill no you cant

[Oz]

Well I lost another lighter Had to make do with a almost gasless lighter thats flint hardly works thanks to another lighter theif