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Ha ha ha ha Mormons! Do you guys know anything about the Mormon 'Religion'? What a fucking crock of unmitigated arse! I mean,Some bloke,Joseph Smith or Adam I think his name was,said he was party to some fucking kind of illumination that was revealed to him via the angel:Moroni. He showed him tablets of gold with inscriptions of commandments and self evident truths,truths I ask you!

 

And Moroni (such a fitting name) told Adam where he could dig up these tablets and whereupon he did dig them up and so took it upon himself to translate these tablets that could not be looked upon by mortal man and could only be read/de coded by wearing a special pair of angel given spectacles!

 

I mean really! :D

 

 

And grown men believe this shit! Especially Americans but why does that not surprise you!

 

 

Fuck fuck and fuckety fucking fuck!

 

 

 

Man made organised religion? Ooh I think I've got a big dump coming on. :)

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Speaking of Mormons...

 

I had an LDS friend when I was about 8-13. He was cool though, supplied me with firecrackers and air rifles. Also introduced me to Martin/Molloy. Lost contact with him but it wouldnt suprise me if he was a smoker these days...

 

Firecrackers and airifles?

 

 

C'mon,do tell,how is that fucking cool? Unless you are 12.

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Hey , I'm in my late 20's and I still enjoy Air rifles and firecrackers ... I wish I had an LSD friend too , man that would be cool :)

 

And Hey Dr Rockster , I Beleive there was a rather funny South Park episode that explains the Mormon culture in It's total entirety and truth ofc :)

 

As for the burger munchin pigz , :) , that is hillarious ... But surely when they payed $25 for their burger they must have realised something was a bit strange :D

 

Reminds me of the Regurgitator song "Fat Cop" and also brings to mind the classic Australian peice of theatre "Crackerjack" ;) hahahahaheheheheh!

Funny :)

 

Budman :)

 

"If they knock on our door again they are quite welcome to come in, have a cup of coffee and a biscuit,"
:)
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:thumbsup: the only "cool" LDS's that i know are all preists turned cafeine addict alcoholics.

 

LDS is messed up but people have the right to believe whatever they want.

 

 

last year i met an elder who was the most incredidle fire twirler i have ever seen(i see alot of firetwirling when i travel theres something about spining flame that attracts me)

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