Burger's new herb - a whole new meaning to the word Whopper

[Brash]

Burger's new herb

Catherine Philp, Los Angeles

November 09, 2006

 

SOME might call it the ultimate happy meal. But two police officers in New Mexico were unamused to discover the hamburgers they were chomping through had been laced with marijuana.

Mark Landavazo and Henry Gabaldond are suing fast-food giant Burger King, alleging an array of offences from battery to negligence.

 

The two officers were in uniform and driving a marked patrol car when they stopped at a Burger King restaurant in Los Lunas, New Mexico.

 

They were halfway through their meal when they began to suspect the presence of an intoxicating substance on their burger patties.

 

Tests confirmed that the extra ingredient was indeed marijuana.

 

Sam Bregman, the lawyer for the two officers, said that their discovery gave "a whole new meaning to the word 'Whopper"' and acknowledged that though the incident "seems somewhat humorous at first glance", the consequences could have been deadly serious.

 

"God forbid these officers didn't realise their burgers were laced with dope and then were called to a violent situation where they'd have to draw their firearms," he said.

 

Three Burger King employees have been arrested.

 

The Times

 

Author: Catherine Philp

Date: November 09, 2006

Source: The Australian

link to original story

Edited November 8, 2006 by Brash

[Dr Rockster]

'Ultimate happy meal'

 

 

Hahahahaahhahahaahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha!

 

 

Hey my gun looks all kinda bendy.......er whats happening! Stop looking at me like that! Yes you are!

God,doesnt the ground look far away! Don't look at me like that I told you! Ooh,I've always loved you too!

Fancy an icecream? No they dont do rainbow flavour.Wow doesnt the car look shiny?Hey put the radio on.

Hey I'm getting a hard on! What you too? Hey her over there,she looks nice.She might have commited a crime.......I get to pat her down! Whatdya mean I can't? I can do.........ANYTHING!

 

Shit,this ice cream tastes fucking AMAZING! Go on,start the car.......wow man listen to that? Doesnt it sound powerful! What shall we do? Yeah, a spin,go on pop the clutch. Errgh look out!

[Gruntus]

"God forbid these officers didn't realise their burgers were laced with dope and then were called to a violent situation where they'd have to draw their firearms"

 

God & guns - how very USA...

 

Maybe they wouldn't have needed their firearms - perhaps they'd have mellowed out enough to TALK their way through any situation; the sort of policing that used to occur before we all lived in police states..

[Frazz]

LMFAO ..... would you like buds with that order, ... or an upsize to colas, maybe a happy meal?

 

[Stoney]

lmao

 

i did this report about a month ago but still is sooooo funny silly po po

 

cheerz :Dj:

[pipeman]

why are those guys wasting good herb on cops?

 

why didn't the cops go back for bribe money and free weed?

 

all parties have shown very poor judgement IMO

[HighRising]

my thoughts exactly pipeman!

[Brash]

and of course being America ...

 

Burger King sued over marijuana found in burgers

(The Age)

November 8, 2006

 

Two police officers in New Mexico have sued Burger King Corp, alleging personal injury, negligence, battery and violation of fair practices after they were served hamburgers sprinkled with marijuana. ....SNIP link to full story

 

Does anyone remember the story a few years ago of the Morons (opps Mormons) in Melbourne that were given special cookies while out preaching door to door?

Edited November 11, 2006 by Brash

[Dr Rockster]

and of course being America ...

 

Burger King sued over marijuana found in burgers

(The Age)

November 8, 2006

 

Two police officers in New Mexico have sued Burger King Corp, alleging personal injury, negligence, battery and violation of fair practices after they were served hamburgers sprinkled with marijuana. ....SNIP link to full story

 

Does anyone remember the story a few years ago of the Morons (opps Mormons) in Melbourne that were given special cookies while out preaching door to door?

Dont remember it don't know it but puleeze run it by us my friend,I'm mean the Morons? aherm I mean the Mormons...............stupid yank boys with buzz cuts,I meam, who could swallow a crock of religious shit like the fucking Yanks? I mean do you know about the Mormon thing? I'ts more readily believable..........than the prophets stuff,but then maybe oh no..................but yes,fucking Mormons,how could one BELIEVE such shit? Moroni? Moronic more like.

[Brash]

Dont remember it don't know it but puleeze run it by us my friend,

From the Mormons own website: Mormons Today

 

2 Accused of Giving Missionaries Marijuana Cookies Convicted

Melbourne Australia (The Australian 18 Dec 1999)

 

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA -- The bizarre case of two men accused of giving two LDS missionaries cookies laced with marijuana ended Friday with their convictions. Alexander McLean, 47, was sentenced to two months in jail while Douglas James Lynch, 40, was fined $450. McLean's sentence was suspended for 12 months, and he says that he will appeal.

 

Elders Tom Pettit and Andrew Housley told reporters Friday that they would be wary in the future of freshly baked treats because the cookies offered them by McLean and Lynch in May put them in the Hospital. The missionaries were offered and ate up to 12 cookies each, which McLean and Lynch each had no more than three.

 

Lynch and McLean told reporters after sentencing that they had nothing against the two missionaries, "If they knock on our door again they are quite welcome to come in, have a cup of coffee and a biscuit," McLean said.

 

During sentencing, Magistrate Margaret Harding said McLean and Lynch had broken the "particular trust" the public has a right to expect when visiting someone else's home. But the magistrate dismissed charges of recklessly causing injury, administering a substance likely to interfere with a bodily function and introducing a drug of dependence.

 

The Elders said they simply wanted to get on with their work, "We feel that this case is a reflection of the (drug) problem that is plaguing many nations at this time ... both in the mental and physical health of individuals," said their attorney, Mr. Housley. Elder Pettit added, "It's definitely taken us away from our normal duties, and from the purposes of being here in Australia. We're definitely looking forward to getting this behind us and getting back to our normal jobs."