ppm madness

[pedro de pacas]

Everyone fucks up at the start Bob (well almost everyone ), most are lucky if they can supply themselves with a smoke until the next lot.

 

Fuck I still almost kill everything and then bring them back to life, and get more than enough,

I don't have a fucking clue how to grow cannabis, grow a mean vegie patch tho

[afgahn bob]

Thanks 4 kind words ppl, its all good,just need to vent sometimes

 

One thing learned from ppl here at CC is that no matter how much you fuk-up,someone else has been there and done that

 

And instead of laying boot in or making fun of stupid questions us ppl who are new to this whole concept ask,

 

you guys (& gals) offer constructive and up-lifting advice (most do),that makes us feel at least accepted.

 

Take my hat off to you all. Or turban in my case

[Indycar]

What have you got stashed in your turban, bob. Any trips or mango buds by any chance?

[afgahn bob]

Mmmm  mango buds   dohh

[Sir PsychoHashy]

That plant's still got a fair while to go, so don't flush till finished yet.  Give her a good solid flush with PH'd water and the feed as required until mature, then flush for a week or 2.

 

We all fuck up, and auto's really don't deal well with fuck ups, and for a 1st attempt yours are doing alright, I'm too embarassed to show you my 1st autos, 1 of them only yielded 5 grams of bud.

 

Auto's love LST (though some strains may not), and indoors at least I find it very beneficial.  But I don't tip them.

 

Advice I like to give new growers is learn on photoperiod plants before you muck around with auto's, unless you're one of those lucky freaks with a green thumb.

 

[afgahn bob]

All good guys, Bourke's back Yard just hit me up on doin show bout bonzai & miniatures.

[afgahn bob]

Hashy, if your still there, just checked trichomes on 2 of those WW and would have to be 80% golden

 

Also noticed all pistils have pissed off. Only cpl of dark ones right at bottom of plant.

 

All of calyxs ,what ever the fuck they're called are all really swollen and covered in frost.

 

Could i have missed window. They only 74-75 days from seed but had issues when little

 

Will borrow daughters i-phone latter and give you better look

Edited August 5, 2017 by afgahn bob

[afgahn bob]

Sooo,just quick update on ppm meter debacle,

 

This whole time i've been whinging and moaning bout how this bloody thing works,

 

i finally relented to what other half has been telling me for yrs

 

Bob, your old and farking going blind

 

So's put on the glasses to read this bloody thing and right in bottom of screen in tiny numbers that only a fungus gnat could read,

 

was    10x

 

So when measuring ppm of tap water at 140ppm and then dumping in nutes and stuff and then it was 110ppm, it was really 1100ppm

 

No wonder i wanna go back to cave in afghanistan. So sorry for wasting all you folks good time

 

Yes am blind and senile,but still wanna fight the good fight

[Tunkers]

Sooo,just quick update on ppm meter debacle,

 

This whole time i've been whinging and moaning bout how this bloody thing works,

 

i finally relented to what other half has been telling me for yrs

 

Bob, your old and farking going blind

 

So's put on the glasses to read this bloody thing and right in bottom of screen in tiny numbers that only a fungus gnat could read,

 

was 10x

 

So when measuring ppm of tap water at 140ppm and then dumping in nutes and stuff and then it was 110ppm, it was really 1100ppm

 

No wonder i wanna go back to cave in afghanistan. So sorry for wasting all you folks good time

 

Yes am blind and senile,but still wanna fight the good fight

That sucks nuts. At least you found out now I guess. Join the weedkiller club mate.

[Sir PsychoHashy]

  Good one Bob, glad I'm not the only silly old bastard that makes stupid fuck ups at times

 

You should be able to change it to 1x so the big number is correct. 

 

Hope it helps get things going better for you.