Guest
Feb 1 2004, 01:18 AM
I am a member here, but I'd prefer to remain anonomous as its a touch humiliating

I'm wondering if any male stoners here, have had any problems with "man-boobs" Now be truthfull here. I've heard it can happen but not really anything substantial. Now I dont know if I'm just really paranoid and its just that I'm getting a little chubby, but I sware its like I'm getting tits on my chest. My guts gotten a bit bigger too but I've been as skinny as a rake my whole life.
I've been smoking just over 5 years and I wouldn't call myself a huge smoker, just a few grams a week, and I'm 20 years old so a little young to be getting saggy man tits

I'm wondering if its caused by hormone changes, or if I'm just plain packing on some extra weight lately but its really messing with my self confidence and man-boobs aint a good look on a 20yr old single lookin for babes. Any info would help me out as I really hope its just fat..
Babybear
Feb 1 2004, 04:15 AM
Ya know i know a few ppl with man boobs, some guys are what we call pigion cheast where when they get to about your age kinda turn to tits , Could be just a few extra pounds ya packin on mate
should work out more or eat less

i offten wounder if it hormones thou
i know the more weed i smoke the more testosteronce i seam to have so must Take the testosteronce ,
i kinda like aguy with lil bit of cheast , Gives you somethin to hold on while your on top riding the pony hehe

Giddy Up
99waystofuckyou
Feb 1 2004, 06:35 AM
If you are worried about your bitch tits then go to the dr and have your hormone levels checked, i doubt it is linked to MJ consumption though.
It might also be fat as people deposit fat in different areas of their body when they gain weight.
There is also gynocemastia (http://www.gynecomastia.org/) but i don't think that's what you have cause AFAIK you get boobs at puberty this way.
pipeman
Feb 1 2004, 06:58 AM
I say wear a push up bra and low cut top. Show the ladies what you got. There's bound to be some freaks out there that think its a turn on. :mellow:
OldmanMozz
Feb 1 2004, 07:23 AM
an probally smoke a vape as well
pipeman
Feb 1 2004, 07:26 AM
et tu mozz?

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BridesNightie
Feb 1 2004, 07:41 AM
Its goota be from smoking all those female hormones - you turning into a girl!
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wade ounce
Feb 1 2004, 07:49 AM
yeah man, sounds like ya smokin to too much hydro

get some outdoor organic into ya. no hormones man
Hey, how do you make a horemone?
kick her in the cunt :

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Nah just do some weights or something. Better still get off ya ass and go and so some hard work for a couple of months
wade
white_cluster
Feb 1 2004, 08:25 AM
yeah mate, titties are a bad sign, the first step in the path to becoming a dirty dope fiend, I first got my titties about 7 years ago and from there everything got worse, first it was depression then it was schizophrenia, and from then on I was unstopable, at first it was petty shit like getting young innocent girls stoned on pot and taking advantage of their drugged hysteria, but then I started assaulting police officers for no reason and even killed my family, I ended up prostituting myself and letting men feel my titties to keep my dope habit, I was truelly in a sad state. My sperms were misfiring and my load was tiny, and I had super-human strength and a complete lack of morals.
Dope is a one way street mate, reverse out before someone blocks your way, trust me I know, I'm still a dopefiend, but no longer smoking cannabis, cannabis was merely a gateway for my heroin addiction. All cannabis smokers will eventually end up heroin users in the end, you dont believe me??? dont you read the papers....
Luke Skywalker
Feb 1 2004, 10:00 AM
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The "hormone" myth and the whole makes you sterile/androgynous is complete and total fabrication, always was and always will be.
Unless.... perhaps the direct rise in homosexual behaviour is linked to the simultaneous rise in cannabis use in a population....
Get some exercise man, that'll clear up them titties.
BONG ON
Feb 1 2004, 10:26 AM
good 1 wc, nearly feel off my chair :

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Guest
Feb 1 2004, 03:21 PM
So the general consensus is to get off my arse and do some excersise hey. Well thats alot better than turning into a chick so unless they get real big like pamela anderson tits, I'll try and conider it fat, I got a feeling seeing that I've never had an ounce of fat on me that I may just be paranoid about it. They aren't too big yet, jsut a little fatty and bouncy. but then again, soes my gut
dirty
Feb 1 2004, 03:41 PM
exactly luke,
it was some propaganda that the american government came up with (in the 60's I think) to scare people off smoking weed. Total bullshit in my opinion.
Some people are prone to gynocomastia (man boobs), others get it from hormone changes (low testosterone/ high estrogen) which occur naturally in the body ( like puberty) or later in life.
Some people who put on weight will store fat around the breast area, others on their gut, lower back, triceps, thighs etc etc etc.
Be proud of your new found friends, lick them when ever possible, pierce your nipples, and revel in your greatest assets.
alternatively, see a GP and either go on HRT if required, or go to a plastic surgeon and lance those fuckers( they can remove the fat gland)
White Cluster, don't joke about that shit man. That exact story happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. I swear
gultom
Feb 1 2004, 06:59 PM
I think you should post a picture of em.
Guest
Feb 2 2004, 11:35 AM
I'd have no probs with that if I had a digital camera, I could get an idea of how bad they actually are. but I dont so I wont

I think I'll just work out for a while, maybe take up martial arts or something, I dont know. But I dont think I'll go to the doctor unless they dont go away or get considerably worse. Thanx for all the input poeple, I feel strangely better now
dirty
Feb 3 2004, 08:39 PM
I wanna know who the Tittyboy is, so on behalf of all the other curious parties, I'm calling you out 200sx.
Feel free to redeem yourself
Rottweilerpunk
Mar 4 2004, 12:03 PM
man boobs huh?.............two words bench press, work those chubby man tits into a chest of steel like mine, but the rottweiler punk ain't braggin about how much of a sexy beast he is
Pickle
Oct 24 2004, 01:46 AM
Do you eat a lot of chicken?
It could be all the eostrogen they pump into cheap meatbird chickens these days.
Pure
Oct 24 2004, 11:59 AM
when you are a bit over weight your fat first stores in your gut and your pectorals, chicks get bigger tits with weight gain too ( most of the time ) just like most of them loose most of their tits when they go on the infumus "Chemy Craig diet " and no that ain't a typo he he
Just excersise and you will see them go ,a if you where my size and had tits then you could be worried but if your a bit overweight it happens so it boils down to what your happy with , if you want to get rid of them you jkust need to do a little excersise , and possibly have a look at your diet
WantDaChronic
Oct 25 2004, 07:45 AM
im 19, weigh like 85-90kg and have a gut + sum small man boobs to go with...
this is mainly due to me being a full lazy fuck, smoking bongs all day and not exercising....
personally im not worried about my figure and couldnt really care what any1 else thinks about it either...if i wanna change the way i look i would go running, do some weights, etc but atm im happy choofin day in and day out :smoke
just accept the fact that there is no such thing perfection, that every1 is totally different from the next person and that everything is out of your controll....now stop worrying and go have a toke on the best weed u can get ahold of
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