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Maynard
I recently watched Chicken Park, anyone seen it...you poor bastards...laugh.gif
It has to be one of the worst films I have ever sat through....maybe then Meet the Feebles...and then some of my mum's favourites;)

What do you think?

Cheers
pipeman
If it wasn't for the soft porn Cruel Intentions would be the worst movie ever made.
layzie smoker
the power rangers movies are garbage and so is that godzilla movie the new one dry.gif
starchild
tongue.gif I saw Chicken Park too! Worst D grade Italian comedy(sic) ever picked up at Crazy Clint's
99waystofuckyou
Once I hired a movie which was about a conspiracy to kill Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison. It was so pathetic and so far off the real musicians I turned it off and took it back.
Rattdogg
Fast and furious 1 and 2
Mr_Moogle
I thought Dream Catcher was pretty craptacular
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Don't know about worst, but 7 disturbed me.
dirty
the deer hunter with robert deniro. i am one of those people who can't turn the movie off, so even if it is shit, I gotta find out what happens.
that movie tortured me even though i was stoned, and I usually love movies, even if they are crap, when I am bent
pipeman
Dark City - The only movie I've ever walked out on in the movies.
Chicka
My vote for worst movie would have to be something like Titanic or Ballroom Dancing....

But I disagree with Maynard about meet the feebles. That movie has a couple of classics in it. Havent seen it for about 10 years but...

"I think im gonna pop my cookies!"

:laugh.gif:
Cronic_la_jar_jar
Sup peeps

I reckon Killer Klows from Outerspace was pretty bad i had to be serisly stoned to enjoy that one and i was expecting to laugh my ass off to . and i caint remember witch cheech and chong film it was but the wone where it shows the filming of thier video clip was pretty pathetic even for cheech and chong . wink.gif
Rottweilerpunk
now wait just one second, i'll admit fast and furious one and two are shitty movies with horrible acting, but the awesome cars in them make up for it all
Smokeonit678
The royal tenabaums or whatever it was called.Big name stars,but the movie was a major flop for me and others who wtaqched with me.A complete piece of doggy doo dah,wake up to yourself whoever made that movie you are a disgrace and i will slap you,i will slap you around wacko.gif

Mellow down easy
italian_gardener
The Worst all time movies are

1- The art of War!
2- Broken Arrow with John Travolta!

They Fuckin Sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now i'm mad! :angry: :angry: :angry:
BlazinMarty
freddy vs. jason. PURE CRAP

who's dissin the power rangers movies, i used to love them :laugh.gif:
Luke Skywalker
Adaptation. Now that was a shit movie. I have never seen such a crap storyline, directorial method or book-to-movie transfer ever. dry.gif

And anything with Sylvester Stallone. wink.gif :laugh.gif:
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Have to disgaree Luke, I thought Adaptation was great. NOt as good as " Being John Malkovich", but still a cut above most dross on the big screen.
oh...and I thought the first of the new Star Wars movies was the pits.
white_cluster
you want the worst movie ever made??

try "freedom deep" the story of a guy in a future similar to the ancient past who starts a religion based upon the songs of Nirvana. Fuck me its crap, absolutely unbearable.

how about "the rose" with bette midler? that sucks too.

Killer Bud, fucking shittest pile of shit tihnk they can rip off stupid stoners with a stupid retard movie with the gayest plants and no actual smoking scenes.

anything with steven seagull as a hardarse cop out for justice.

I agree with rottwieler punk about the cars in fast and furious movies making em well worth it, love that shit.

uhhm the scary movies suck arse too.
italian_gardener
Luke I change my mind!

Adaptation was the worst ever!!!!!

Maybe thats why i forgot it!!!!!! ohmy.gif
Bag O'Turnips
I agree with Luke in that anything with Sylvester Stallone is shite, as when I was wrackin' me brains as to which film was the most crapulent piece of shite, all of them had him in it dry.gif

I also think Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Scwarzenegger is rather lamearsed, too...then again, even though The Oak (what the rapt bodybuilders call what we better know as Arnie) may be a musclebound hulk, his films really are soft targets: T3 is a case in point! The lamest Aussie film I ever had to sit through is an obscure straight-to-video from the mid-90s, All The Way which is basically about someone who needs to raise funds fast and decides that to make a porno, with help from his mates, is the best way...man, why didn't he just get his hands on some dope and sell the stuff?!?! Not like Sydney is the San Fernando Valley anyway! It was so pissweak, the biggest name on it was Ian Turpie, singing the title song. FFZZZZZT tongue.gif Rating: That is one of many reasons why Australians still suffer from the Cultural Cringe...

P.S. Oh, any anything with Tom and/or Nicole in it...except Moulin Rouge, which is hell trippy when you're ripped. Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut would've been far more convincing had it had other actors in lieu of them—instead, we got to watch a torturous paraphrase for their own fucked-up relationship :angry:
pipeman
nah I disagree sly can pump out some good films. Tango & Cash was pretty good. And Rambo, who honest'y didn't like the Rambo movies? And Rocky was gold. Don't deny it. That scene where Rocky was lying in bed with Adrian the night before the fight crying and saying how he just wanted to "go the distance" is one of the createst scenes in cinematic history. cool.gif
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